The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

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Re: Here's why you fail.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought soniczip couldn't fail any harder, I direct you to this little gem that proves otherwise.

> I just did.
> Thank you. You may have a cookie.
>

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Now, I've been on the internet long enough to know when things happen, and what just happened was NOT 'pwnage'. Nice try though, I suppose.
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Re: Here's why you fail.

This seems like the appropriate topic to post this....but Sarah Silverman is amazingly hot and it makes me happy everytime I read one of your posts.

That is all.
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> > Since you're such a fucking great debater, feel free to
> > totally pwn me in return.
> I just did.
> Thank you. You may have a cookie.

....Explain.
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Rule #1 should be: "Anyone who responds to punjman is a failure."
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> Rule #1 should be: "Anyone who responds to punjman is a
> failure."
>

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You're watching the Family Learning Channel.

<center>And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

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Maybe this is just because I saw The Departed recently, but I get this feeling that everyone on ZMD is secretly trying to troll everyone else. Each post is carefully targetted at a certain board demographic such that at least one negative response is a virtual certainty. All that remains is for it to end hilariously with a grisly series of murders. I think the time is fast approaching.

Dibs on mFC.
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> Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought soniczip couldn't fail
> any harder, I direct you to this little gem that proves
> otherwise.

I don't recall what I did that deserved this bunch of flames.
Was it this thread that I've been wanting to do for several months?
Or is it something that I did?
If anyone flames me for nothing again, Pious will eat your soul. Pious?
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> I don't recall what I did that deserved this bunch of flames.
> Was it this thread that I've been wanting to do for several months?
> Or is it something that I did?
> If anyone flames me for nothing again, Pious will eat your
> soul. Pious?

Stop posting that image. Seriously. This isn't /b/. It's not funny when you post stupid image macros. It's not funny when you make a stupid post and then complain when you're flamed for it. It's not funny when you taunt the mods and then complain that we don't do anything. The internet has plenty of places where you can be a moron, but this is not one of them.

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> I don't recall what I did that deserved this bunch of
> flames.

Knd of funny this was said in the same post as that fucking picture. I know CEPeep already said this, but you seriously need to stop posting those pics in nearly every single thread. Very very annoying.
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<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

I know CEPeep already said this, but you seriously need to stop posting those pics in nearly every single thread. Very very annoying.

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There are two ways to make him stop.
A: Get off the "oh be nice now" shnide and actually moderate. If nobody is going to moderate then shut the fuck up about him posting the images.
B: Continue to let the board decline. The intelligent members will realize that this board is the only thing holding up this site. And when the general IQ level here drops to be as bad as Acmlm's, then people will leave. ZD will finally die, and it can be laid to rest at last.

Option "B" will take much more time, but once accmoplished he'll be gone and hence won't be posting more image macros. Take your pick.
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lol internet elitism
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Re: Here's why you fail.

> B: Continue to let the board decline. The intelligent
> members will realize that this board is the only thing
> holding up this site. And when the general IQ level here
> drops to be as bad as Acmlm's, then people will leave. ZD
> will finally die, and it can be laid to rest at last.

Heh yeah. I'd be real surprised if there are any regulars here that don't realize that the board is really keeping the place 'alive'.

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> Stop posting that image. Seriously. This isn't /b/. It's
> not funny when you post stupid image macros.

By the way, the only reason I flaunt that picture is because Pious is my homedawg.


Angry:

How many image macros have I seen from SwampGas?
"You suck at the internet!"
What about your "Creationism Science Fair"? What about <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=romhack&Number=285991&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0> this?</a>
You are such a hypocrite. I HATE hypocrisy. There is no rule that says "No image replies."

> It's not funny
> when you make a stupid post and then complain when you're
> flamed for it.

I don't think it's funny that I was flamed. It's not funny that this board has been a wasteland, and I actually make it more interesting, as you well know. Basically, I'm the one who makes a fool of myself for the good (and comic relief) of the board.

> It's not funny when you taunt the mods and
> then complain that we don't do anything.

I never said it was funny, it's true. You only enforce half the rules, and don't think of enforcing the other half; instead, you make up new ones. Unspoken ones, if you will.

Rule #1. Yes
Rule #2. No
Rule #3. No
Rule #4. Yes, but only after they've been flamed.
Rule #5. Yes.
Rule #6. No

> The internet has
> plenty of places where you can be a moron, but this is not
> one of them.

I'm not being a moron. This thread was something I'd been wanting to make for about 2 months now.
In most other cases, I'm trying to be funny, but the only humor you like are penis jokes and sarcasm.
I don't see you trying to make jokes, or trying to make the forum more frequented, like I do. I see you making <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=289455&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1>stupid posts,</a> though.

Less pissed off:

On a lighter, less angry, more (hopefully) funny note, has anyone checked out <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI>this?</a>
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Is there a reason this thread even needs to exist?

soniczip, if you are going to create a thread calling people out by name and pointing out things that they've done in a negative light, expect to be flamed.

As you can see, there are a number of veterans on this board, and some of them act predictably. Is this news? No.

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> There are two ways to make him stop.
> A: Get off the "oh be nice now" shnide and actually
> moderate. If nobody is going to moderate then shut the fuck
> up about him posting the images.

Moderate for what? Nonexistant Rule #7. Thou shalt not make image macros?
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> Is there a reason this thread even needs to exist?
>

Yeah, I wanted to make it, and was actually planning to for a couple months. The only reason.

> soniczip, if you are going to create a thread calling people
> out by name and pointing out things that they've done in a
> negative light, expect to be flamed.

The only person I've portrayed in a negative light was SwampGas, and that's because sometimes he's pretty stubborn. That isn't against him as a person, just as a decision maker.
I don't think that bmecoli had any right to call Lillymon a dumb bitch; but I DO think anyone who insults Gideon Zhi should go to hell.

> As you can see, there are a number of veterans on this
> board, and some of them act predictably. Is this news? No.

You're right.

> Also, quit it with the image macros. All of you.
>

Awwww!!!! Not even a little bit? Like, one every 5 threads?
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