The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

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1. If you make UncleOral No one insults Gideon Zhi. Ever. You will go to the worst circle of hell, and be tortured for eternity.

3. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=suggest&Number=264491&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1> Anyone making a thread to insult anyone with an A tag next to their name is instantly doomed.</a>

4. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=classifieds&Number=287359&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1> If you attempt to sell ROM CDs, you will have your ass roasted and handed to you on a silver platter.</a>

5. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=258582&page=&view=&sb=&o=> You insult a woman, everyone will yell at you, no matter for what reason.</a>

6. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=suggest&Number=281443&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0> The one and only way to make SwampGas change his mind is to mock him while simultaneously referencing a game.</a>

7. posting <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=backroom&Number=287861&Search=true&Forum=All_Forums&Words=TsarRasputin&Match=Username&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=281949>get lynched.

8. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=290689&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0> Mods never lock threads.</a>

That is all.

Thoughts?

Edit: Links are examples. Don't click on them if you don't want to read stuff.
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What?
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You'd think it'd be difficult for someone fail this hard, but you'd be wrong.
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> You'd think it'd be difficult for someone fail this hard,
> but you'd be wrong.

That's what I was thinking. Does this just fail hard, or is it so much fail that it loops back around and becomes ULTRA WIN? It boggles the mind.
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> That's what I was thinking. Does this just fail hard, or is
> it so much fail that it loops back around and becomes ULTRA
> WIN? It boggles the mind.

You know...every so often, a newbie comes along and posts a metatopic like this and they are usually very entertaining.

There was a post a while ago that detailed all the "major players" in the ZMD family. It was mighty fun.

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9. Trolls are generally allowed on ZMD because the time they spend trolling ZMD is time that they might otherwise spend trying to breed.
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X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

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Re: X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

11: You do not talk about ZMD
12: You do NOT talk about ZMD
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Here's why you fail.

> 1. If you make soniczip(me!) or UncleOral angry, you automatically lose the debate.

I have yet to see you pwn anyone in a debate. I thought Porchmonkey's baiting you as a fucktard and you biting was entertaining.

> 2. No one insults Gideon Zhi. Ever. You will go to the
> worst circle of hell, and be tortured for eternity.

So that was like ONE TIME where one user flamed another one in an immature name-calling fashion? ZOMG~!!

> 3. Anyone making a thread to insult anyone with an A tag
> next to their name is instantly doomed.

Anytime you make a post saying "name goes around message boards whining like a little bitch and dissing people, he needs to shut up, or at least stop being such a fuck off." you will get in trouble for it. Unless you say it to bmecoli or some shit.

> 4. If you attempt to sell ROM CDs, you will have your ass
> roasted and handed to you on a silver platter.

Maybe because it's illegal? And it's in the rules?

> 5. You insult a woman, everyone will yell at you, no matter for what reason.

Lillymon isn't just a woman. She's a well-respected veteran of the emulation community. Eat a dick.

> 6. The one and only way to make SwampGas change his mind is
> to mock him while simultaneously referencing a game.

You could probably change his mind with pussy or money, neither of which you get much of.

> 7. Necroposting will get you lynched.

Only if you reply with something that doesn't add value to the post. If you reply with additional helpful information, no problem. If you reply with "LOL!! *nt*" then you suck cocks.

> 8. Mods never lock threads.

In the example you provided, CEPeep didn't NEED to lock the thread. He corrected you for being lame and expected it to stop there. There was no need to prevent others from replying with actual relevant content.

Since you're such a fucking great debater, feel free to totally pwn me in return.

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Re: Here's why you fail.

> Since you're such a fucking great debater, feel free to
> totally pwn me in return.
>

In B4 soniczip replies with a crappy image macro.
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Re: X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

Addendum #1: In the event that someone does talk about ZMD, refer to the full binding laws of Leviticus.

> 11: You do not talk about ZMD
> 12: You do NOT talk about ZMD
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Re: X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

>Addendum #1: In the event that someone does talk about ZMD, >refer to the full binding laws of Leviticus.


I sell a a great assortment of rocks of various sizes and shapes are stonings. Paypal only.
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1. If you make soniczip(me!) or UncleOral angry, you automatically lose the debate. Similar to Godwin's Law.


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I found it funny that you linked me with the Hulk seeing as I used to love him as a kid (still do), and I used to throw off my t-shirt and go "hulk smash" around the living room (still do) when I was like 6. I've been linked with him in real life too, because if I get angry to a certain point I'm almost blind with fury. :p

Anyhoo, might wanna read up on the rules Disch mentioned mate.
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> 9. Trolls are generally allowed on ZMD because the time they
> spend trolling ZMD is time that they might otherwise spend
> trying to breed.
>

This thread wasn't to piss people off.
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Re: Here's why you fail.

> I have yet to see you pwn anyone in a debate. I thought
> Porchmonkey's baiting you as a fucktard and you biting was
> entertaining.

Yes it was, but I rarely get REALLY angry unless it involves punj.

> So that was like ONE TIME where one user flamed another one
> in an immature name-calling fashion? ZOMG~!!

The guy flamed him over something as fantastic as Cave Story! He should be tortured for eternity!

> Anytime you make a post saying "name goes around message
> boards whining like a little bitch and dissing people, he
> needs to shut up, or at least stop being such a fuck off."
> you will get in trouble for it. Unless you say it to bmecoli
> or some shit.

You'd flame brad if it was over which tampons are better, you little flamer, you!


> Maybe because it's illegal? And it's in the rules?

Well, she said "it's an unspoken rule here at ZMD that when you break the rules like this, you open yourself up to any insults from a member needing a handy punching bag."

> Lillymon isn't just a woman. She's a well-respected veteran
> of the emulation community. Eat a dick.

I was implying that bmecoli was being a dick, not that he was right.

> You could probably change his mind with pussy or money,
> neither of which you get much of.

Perhaps.

> Only if you reply with something that doesn't add value to
> the post. If you reply with additional helpful information,
> no problem. If you reply with "LOL!! *nt*" then you suck
> cocks.

Basically every kind of necropost I've seen was flamed, I've never seen a helpful necropost.


> In the example you provided, CEPeep didn't NEED to lock the
> thread. He corrected you for being lame and expected it to
> stop there. There was no need to prevent others from
> replying with actual relevant content.

Lame? Punj was being a dick. What else was there to say?

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> Since you're such a fucking great debater, feel free to
> totally pwn me in return.
>

I just did.
Thank you. You may have a cookie.
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Re: Here's why you fail.

>>>Yes it was, but I rarely get REALLY angry unless it involves punj.


Lawls. People only get upset when the other person is right and/or better than them.
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