See, the awesome thing about being drunk is that I think that everything is absolutely awesome. I get all bubbly inside, and I want to socialize with everyone, because stuff is all awesome, nothing can bring me down. So yeah, I'm at this party right now, and there's free alcohol, so I am absolutely drunk. I'm so drunk I can barely focus on the screen right now, and it's only an hour and forty-five minutes into the party at the moment. I started hitting the bottle early.
For reference, here is a setnence that I ahven not coroected the speclling in ata ll, just for reference to0 see how drunk I am andt ahat I am not actually hitting the appropriuate keys when it is absolute.ly necessar yt o hit them.
See, the thi8ng about being drunk is that wioth me, it makes me think hat evreything is so awesome. I just love everything when I am drunk. I am so cynical when I'm drunkm ,but here, sitting ata slant in the computer chari at the party, I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, evretyhing is awesome," and when I talk to people, I'm like, "hey amn, you are awesoe, and everything is aweswome." I realize that I'm rambling right now, but I have so much alcohol in my system right now that ic ould - I mean, it could - probably kill a docnkey. But I plan on stayin gawake, because if I don't stay awake, I migh endc up but fuckked, because I am at a furry party. Everyone is awesome, eveyrone is nice and key6ind I mean kind, so I don't thin that they would tak eandvata- I mean advantage over me, but I p[lan on crashin here for the night because I am too drunk o drive. I would probbly pass out at the wheel. Yes, KI - I mean I know - that "I am so drunk" posts are so passé, b ut it is worth pouihnting out - I mean pointing out just how drunk I am.
So I apologize if I am rambvling, but I am really realyl drunk right now. So I will talk to you all later tomorrow, since I am going to be drigbving to West Palm beach tomorrow morning to pick up some computer equipment, and I will post an poliey I mean apology for making this post, and I will deascribe all of the stuf fhat I picked up in West Palm Beach.
P.s.: Stuff is awesome. I love evretying. I lo veall of you. You all rock, even Qu7asius, and Danoz and stuff, you all are so awesome. Such tis the way of alcohol. Shgit, I can barely see the screen right now, so I'm going to sign of fand hope that I dohn't giet so drunk that I pass out
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EDIT: The person nedxt to me say sthat he neexc to get drunk. IO agree with him. I am so drunk, I don'tk onw why I am endiitng my post to say that, but shit I am durnk. I wil.l proanbbyly say sometoihng to say about how drunk I am when I akm sober, and apolgoize for all this, but Iv
'm a fyucing likght weight, so UI can't really hold my acolhogolc. At least I'm 'not drinking I mean driving home from th pe paryyg I mean "the party", i'm staying and carshing on te couch; Laters.
For reference, here is a setnence that I ahven not coroected the speclling in ata ll, just for reference to0 see how drunk I am andt ahat I am not actually hitting the appropriuate keys when it is absolute.ly necessar yt o hit them.
See, the thi8ng about being drunk is that wioth me, it makes me think hat evreything is so awesome. I just love everything when I am drunk. I am so cynical when I'm drunkm ,but here, sitting ata slant in the computer chari at the party, I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, evretyhing is awesome," and when I talk to people, I'm like, "hey amn, you are awesoe, and everything is aweswome." I realize that I'm rambling right now, but I have so much alcohol in my system right now that ic ould - I mean, it could - probably kill a docnkey. But I plan on stayin gawake, because if I don't stay awake, I migh endc up but fuckked, because I am at a furry party. Everyone is awesome, eveyrone is nice and key6ind I mean kind, so I don't thin that they would tak eandvata- I mean advantage over me, but I p[lan on crashin here for the night because I am too drunk o drive. I would probbly pass out at the wheel. Yes, KI - I mean I know - that "I am so drunk" posts are so passé, b ut it is worth pouihnting out - I mean pointing out just how drunk I am.
So I apologize if I am rambvling, but I am really realyl drunk right now. So I will talk to you all later tomorrow, since I am going to be drigbving to West Palm beach tomorrow morning to pick up some computer equipment, and I will post an poliey I mean apology for making this post, and I will deascribe all of the stuf fhat I picked up in West Palm Beach.
P.s.: Stuff is awesome. I love evretying. I lo veall of you. You all rock, even Qu7asius, and Danoz and stuff, you all are so awesome. Such tis the way of alcohol. Shgit, I can barely see the screen right now, so I'm going to sign of fand hope that I dohn't giet so drunk that I pass out
<img src=smilies/thumb.gif><img src=smilies/thumb.gif>EDIT: The person nedxt to me say sthat he neexc to get drunk. IO agree with him. I am so drunk, I don'tk onw why I am endiitng my post to say that, but shit I am durnk. I wil.l proanbbyly say sometoihng to say about how drunk I am when I akm sober, and apolgoize for all this, but Iv
'm a fyucing likght weight, so UI can't really hold my acolhogolc. At least I'm 'not drinking I mean driving home from th pe paryyg I mean "the party", i'm staying and carshing on te couch; Laters.
