Ok... here is a list of things <font color=blue> NOT </font color=blue> to say to your girlfriend. This is from experiance.
(1). You notice somethings wrong with your girlfriend. You say, "what's wrong?"... in a flash you get back this ugly sounding "You should know."--- what do you say?
-------Don't say something like this;
"<font color=blue> Well ok... lettme just flip on my 'mind reading bitch powers'....</font color=blue>
(2.) In a flirty way you start to touch your girlfriend's stomach. She becomes angry and says, "Don't touch my fat!" Even though she weights 105 pounds... what do you say?
--------------Danoz said;
"<font color=blue> What I'm not allowed to touch your flub?</font color=blue>"
(3.) Your girlfriend's hair looks like hell. When she asks you about it, what do you say?
------- Don't expect to score saying this...
"<font color=blue>Hey you know that girl Courtney I used to date? Do your hair like her.</font color=blue>
(4.) And last but not least... Your girlfriend asks you, "Hey... if you had to decide between me and football, what would you chose?"
-----------Even in joking... this is not a good thing to say;
"<font color=blue> Well baby that depends... Do you have scholarships to give me?</font color=blue>"
And there you have it... this is the best damn advice you'll EVER get. Use it wisely my son.
<P ID="signature">http://www.glasko.com <font color=blue> "You deserve to die you little bastard!!! ...... ......"</P>
(1). You notice somethings wrong with your girlfriend. You say, "what's wrong?"... in a flash you get back this ugly sounding "You should know."--- what do you say?
-------Don't say something like this;
"<font color=blue> Well ok... lettme just flip on my 'mind reading bitch powers'....</font color=blue>
(2.) In a flirty way you start to touch your girlfriend's stomach. She becomes angry and says, "Don't touch my fat!" Even though she weights 105 pounds... what do you say?
--------------Danoz said;
"<font color=blue> What I'm not allowed to touch your flub?</font color=blue>"
(3.) Your girlfriend's hair looks like hell. When she asks you about it, what do you say?
------- Don't expect to score saying this...
"<font color=blue>Hey you know that girl Courtney I used to date? Do your hair like her.</font color=blue>
(4.) And last but not least... Your girlfriend asks you, "Hey... if you had to decide between me and football, what would you chose?"
-----------Even in joking... this is not a good thing to say;
"<font color=blue> Well baby that depends... Do you have scholarships to give me?</font color=blue>"
And there you have it... this is the best damn advice you'll EVER get. Use it wisely my son.
<P ID="signature">http://www.glasko.com <font color=blue> "You deserve to die you little bastard!!! ...... ......"</P>