Release: Family Pinball (NES) - English Translation

InVerse

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I finished this translation a few years ago and it's been sitting in my "Shit I'm Too Fucking Lazy To Release" folder ever since, along with a few other projects.

Some fuckhead is apparently inquiring about the translation on another board, so I figured I'd go ahead and release it, since I just had a minor bout of explosive diarrhea, thus have nothing better to do.

For those that aren't aware, this was already released in English as Rock 'n Ball, which has a turtle shell full of shit cut out.

As the documentation says, this translation is being released under a Creative Commons license. So feel free to hack my hack. You're also well within your rights to print out a hard copy of the patch and insert it into your anus.

If you find any bugs in this translation, I hope they cause your computer to burst into flames.

In other words, go fuck yourself.

Peace

^o^V

-God
 
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Quick question, what kind of voice should I read this in?
Like a narcy voice, or a beefy voice, or a psycho voice, etc.?
I'm just trying to get a full picture of you without you seeming like a douche in my head.

Oh, and I'm guessing good work on the patch. I'll probably never download it, but it's the thought that counts.
 
Read it in the voice of someone who legitimately had explosive diarrhea less than an hour before the post.
 
Well, thanks for the translation. I am the "fuckhead" asking about it on rhdn.

Hope your diarrhea gets better and your mood lifts a little.
 
The diarrhea has cleared up but I always have problems pooping in some form or another unless I'm taking meds for it, and the meds cost too much. (Before anyone makes the obvious joke, my psych meds are only $4, I afford those just fine.)

If you happen to figure out what the code in pachinko is for, let me know.

Also, if I'm being a total dick on the Internet, it probably means I'm in a good mood. If I was in a bad mood, I'd be watching porn instead.
 
The diarrhea has cleared up but I always have problems pooping in some form or another unless I'm taking meds for it, and the meds cost too much. (Before anyone makes the obvious joke, my psych meds are only $4, I afford those just fine.)

If you happen to figure out what the code in pachinko is for, let me know.

Also, if I'm being a total dick on the Internet, it probably means I'm in a good mood. If I was in a bad mood, I'd be watching porn instead.



inVerse, are you teh Main moderator here?

Entiendes español? or just english?
still interessed on NES/SNES translating or teaching a begginner?
 
I'm no longer on the staff or have any moderation powers. I don't speak Spanish. I speak a little French and some Pig Latin, though. If you have specific questions, feel free to post them (in a new thread) and I'll do my best to answer them but I don't have time to do any hands on training, I'm a bit busy looking for a job and planning a wedding.
 
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