My NEW Myspace!!1

[Vampire hunter D]

Yeah, my Myspace pwns all because it has teh ann-e-may on it and it's all "BAM, ÃœBER PWNED!" Fo shizzle!

http://myspace.com/japan_chanNew one</a>

Of course, there's still my http://myspace.com/neverendingtortureOLD one..</a>



Now let's see yours.
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[puzzl]

> Now let's see yours.

no.
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[Deleted member 147]

I'D LIKE TO BE HER "DRAGON SLAVE"!!!11


oh and http://www.myspace.com/flanathat</a>
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[you]

> New one

Man that's hard to read

I am one of the lucky few who don't have a myspace account
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[puduhead]

> Now let's see yours.

yes i have at least http://www.myspace.com/johndietzelone</a>. but not to pick up myspace bitches. mostly for political newsgroups and local friends.
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[Reaper man]

> Yeah, my Myspace pwns all because it has teh ann-e-may on it
> and it's all "BAM, ÃœBER PWNED!" Fo shizzle!
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> New one

Oh Jesus... this had better be a joke... a really really bad joke...

I mean I've seen bad myspace profiles in my day, but damn... <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>
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[you]

> yes i have at least one. but not to pick up myspace
> bitches. mostly for political newsgroups and local friends.
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You look like Les Claypool
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[Reaper man]

> You look like Les Claypool

I think he looks more like <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Kiedis>this guy</a>...

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[puduhead]

> You look like Les Claypool

i'm a pretender. i can look like anything i disguise myself as.

now let me come in. i have an important message for you.
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[Cornellius]

> I think he looks more like this guy...

Hell no, Les Claypool all the way.
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[Vampire hunter D]

> Oh Jesus... this had better be a joke... a really really bad
> joke...

You couldn't see the sarcasm oozing from its every crevice? I made sure it looked as horrible and stereotypically otaku as I possibly could. Trust me, it's not as easy as one would think to make a perfect renderation of a shitty, otaku Myspace.

Damn, I've seen some that were WOR$E than the joke one I made. Like this one chick whose Myspace page was a good 5 megs of pictures of Hiro Yui from Gundam Wing, I still get chills thinking about it.

Anyway, allow me to explain. Japan-Chan is an Otaku character I use for my stand-up routines. Occasionally I'll say some rant about how samurai can defeat ninjas and a friend of mine will rush the stage dressed as a ninja and stealth kill me or something.

Just so you guys know, I'll NEVER make a serious Myspace profile for myself, only fake ones for characters I portray.
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[Maxwell Murder]

> You look like Les Claypool

he kinda looks like Freddy Mercury too. kinda

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