i work with an 82 year old bitch

wingless

Ultimate Female
this old lady at my work (82 years old, a workaholic, and the grandma of the boss), is such a passive aggressive bitch. i cant stand her. let me just say that she doesnt work for money (she just wants to work), and she's usually here until 9pm for some reason. she doesnt think that we should be allowed to take breaks during the day, even though it's THE LAW.

she acts all nice and sweet, but she twists the knife everywhere she can... and she's good at it. when she brings me items to create purchase orders for, she blames it on the guy she works with (who is around my age). "Chris doesn't know how to count", she says, "so i'm bringing these to you now". No, you're just a retarded old woman who doesn't organize shit before she gets into it... so it's jumbled mass hysteria in the warehouse. She's in charge of all the inventory for my company <img src=smilies/erm.gif>. she never admits to making a mistake, when she makes them left and right.

we just acquired another company, along with all of their inventory. as a result, there's a shitload of work to do. i need to do a ton of shit for her department so they can do their jobs. that's fine, i dont care. i DO care that there's no organization... no rhyme or reason to any of it.

after she'd been here working over the weekend, i came to work to find boxes and boxes of products on my desk. they all needed product ID's, names/titles, purchase orders, etc. there were boxes all over... including right on top of my keyboard. of course it was overwhelming, but that was about it.

the next day, someone in my company came up to me and suggested that we set in place "some kind of system" for new things coming to me... to not have stuff sitting all over my desk. i really didnt give a shit. work is work... it doesnt matter where it's sitting. i shrugged and said okay. later on, she brought the old lady back (which is her grandma too) to discuss the matter. again, i really didnt care.

a couple hours later, the old lady brings a huge vase of flowers to me with a note saying that i was warehouse's "hero", etc. I didnt really understand it, but it was nice to get random flowers. when she gave them to me, she said something like "oh, i thought you were going to cry like you did before". "cry like i did before"??? i dont ever remember crying about anything like that at work. i just kind of shrugged it off, but i figured that the flowers were some sort of passive aggressive move. a few minutes after she gave the flowers to me, she said something like "now i bet you wish you didnt say all of those mean things about us". mean things? i never said any mean things. of course, now i am, as they're very warranted.

today i realized what she meant about the crying thing, because she made a comment to someone else saying, "I didnt know if I was going to have to give you a vase of flowers too".

"oh, i thought you were going to cry like you did before".... as in before, when i "cried" to the other person who brought the old lady back to discuss things with me... when i honestly didnt give a shit.

this woman is such a fucking bitch. she once wrote me a note asking if i could put the ID #'s on the ties when i give them back to her (even when the titles are BLATANTLY obvious). she signed it "Stupid".

there was once a girl who was helping her in inventory a while back. the girl had no training and didnt automatically know what processes to take back there, so the old lady said "Well you're just Stupid, arent you?".

i seriously cannot wait until this woman finally dies. this place will be much better, with less work (because it will be done right), more organization, and no old lady who has perfected the art of being a bitch. people (her grandkids) warned me that she was horrible, but i just didnt see it. of course, now i do.

anyone here who knows me knows that i usually dont harbor feelings of anger toward people... so this is very unusual for me. the thing is, this woman takes GREAT pleasure in knocking people down. she does it with a sweet old lady smile, but her intentions are ravenous and ill-willed. of course, we can't say anything to her. she's had people fired before, simply because her great grandson lied and said that someone said he was an idiot.

i hate these flowers on my desk. they've been there all week. they just make me angry, but i'm keep them on my desk for show. i cant wait until the end of the day today when i throw them all into the dumpster. with pleasure. <img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif>
 
> i cant wait until the end of the day today when i
> throw them all into the dumpster. with pleasure.
>

I could not agree with you more. Bitches are hard enough to deal with, yet "old lady" bitches are even worse, because they are "senior citizens" who are "wise". When you have the flowers, I suggest you set fire to them first at your house, then put them into a bowl, spit on them, and dunk it into the dumpster. <img src=smilies/banghead.gif><img src=smilies/banghead.gif>
 
> I could not agree with you more. Bitches are hard enough to
> deal with, yet "old lady" bitches are even worse, because
> they are "seinor citizens" who are "wise". When you have the
> flowers, I suggest you set fire to them first at your house,
> then put them into a bowl, spit on them, and dunk it into
> the dumpster.

she SO isnt worth all of that effort! besides, i'm just not that psycho ;)
 
> she SO isnt worth all of that effort! besides, i'm just not
> that psycho ;)
>

True, very true.<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
 
I really don't like people like that old lady...the wolf in sheep's clothing, the sweet old granny with the heart of Satan. >_>

I don't like when people are falsely nice like that and then go and just do really horrible bitchy things to you...like this woman that used to work where I do named Mindy. Outwardly, often she'd act all nice and sweet to you, but behind your back she was a horrible gossip for one thing...I know my stupifying (at the time) personal life was her object of discussion many times even to the point where she drilled my ex-girlfriend with a whole bunch of questions, prying into things she had no buisness prying into and then gossiping about it behind my back.

I hear things though of course, since unlike her I'm truly nice to just about everyone there, and I'm friends with them also. This one time she literally said "I hate him." after I had left the area this one time I got a bit annoyed at her expecting me to jump as soon as she asked me to do something she should have been doing herself (and no she isn't a manager, she just THINKS she's one).

I'm so glad she's gone, although I hear she's coming back which suprises me since when she left on her medical leave or whatever she said something about suing the general manager of the store for slander or some bullshit like that. Of course, she has nothing to sue about, but apparently she thinks she does. :p
 
I'm not entirely convinced she's aware of everything anymore. It sounds like she's either forgetting some things or is just delusional... You must have an incredible amount of patience to withstand it. If you can put up with the antics of those on this board, a senile old lady should be cake-walk by comparison. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
 
> I'm not entirely convinced she's aware of everything
> anymore. It sounds like she's either forgetting some things
or is just delusional... You must have an incredible amount
> of patience to withstand it. If you can put up with the
> antics of those on this board, a senile old lady should be
> cake-walk by comparison.


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My grandmother is 87 and she's been forgetting normal things and remembering wrongly events from years ago for a few years now and she gets annoyed when you tell her what really happened because she keeps forgetting she can't remember that well anymore. I imagine half of the stuff she gave Wingless she actually forgot where it was supposed to go and she went to her because Wingless seemed approachable and she knew Wingless wouldn't say anything about it. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
 
Wow, that woman needs her heart meds switched with tic tacs.



Ok, no, I'm not seriously advocating doing that. =P
But wow, what a bitch.

Whatever happened to that job screening porn for a content-blocking service? =P (Or was that someone else here?)

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> She's in charge of all the
> inventory for my company . she never admits to making a
> mistake, when she makes them left and right.

I'm in charge of the inventory for my company. maybe we should stage a hostile takeover of her position.
 
> Kill her. Make it look like an accident

she's got to die off soon on her own, right? i mean..... right? i can only hope so....
 
> I'm not entirely convinced she's aware of everything
> anymore. It sounds like she's either forgetting some things
> or is just delusional... You must have an incredible amount
> of patience to withstand it. If you can put up with the
> antics of those on this board, a senile old lady should be
> cake-walk by comparison.

yeah but most of you arent back stabbing conniving little bitches. OR ARE YOU?!!! <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>
 
> I'm in charge of the inventory for my company. maybe we
> should stage a hostile takeover of her position.

come save me, brother!
 
> Whatever happened to that job screening porn for a
> content-blocking service? =P (Or was that someone else
> here?)

my responsibilities there changed (far more stress, putting my ass on the line more, dealing directly with customers, etc), but my pay stayed the same with no pay raise in sight. i was tired of it. now i'm making like $4 more per hour. that works <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
 
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