I hate to ruin the fun for porchmonkey, but god damn, son! Do you really believe everything the motherfucker is telling you? Do you not recognize his obvious sarcasm? If he said he fucked your dog, would you go outside and check your dog's vagina? What the fuck!
The fact that you actually believe what he's saying only proves that you really are as dumb he's making you out to be. He's baiting you with REALLY obvious shit and you're falling for it.
I hate to troll, but you, sir, are a fucking dumbass. And your feet stink.
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