Fuckin' A, man.

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So, I guess I should fill everyone in on the events that transpired tonight.

I was on break, driving to Arby's to get some food. I was in the middle lane, waiting to turn. Now, the road is set up so there's two lanes coming, and two lanes going, and the middle turn lane. The far coming lane was filled, but the first car waved me through. The second lane was clear. So, I turned.

Bad choice.

Bitch five cars back swung out, and plowed into me. Hit my back passenger side tire, and dented the fucking thing in horizontally. I managed to get it [mostly] off the road.

So got out and started screaming at me. "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! DIDN'T YOU SEE I WAS COMING?! I HAVE TWO FUCKING KIDS IN THE CAR, AND I'M FUCKING PREGNANT! I SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

I ignored her and called my boss and told him what's up. Then I called mom, then the cops. The cop showed up, and said it was MY fault. That I should have "yielded to traffic" and gave me a ticket. Even though SHE plowed into ME.

So now I get to go to court and fight it. But I still have no car. And my job doesn't pay me enough to get the repairs and shit. So I don't know what to do now.

... Not to mention my back hurts.

... Obviously God didn't want me to have Arby's.

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Impatient bitch........

It happens though. Its a tough situation. The guy waved you through but in this situation the cop will always say it is your fault.

Im sorry, your screwed. 9 times out of 10 in your situation the person turning is at fault. You got fucked by an impatient driver and now your screwed with both your car and your insurance.

Also, tecnically, by the rules of the road, you are at fault. Realistiacally.......the way you describe it, she is at fault for not paying attention to what is going on. Its tough........but you will be ruled against.

Wait till the bitch turns around and sues you.............

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Doesn't "Fuckin' A" mean "hell yeah?" <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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You know it's weird.

But in Texas, the person who rear-ends someone, is AUTOMATICALLY at fault, until contested.

Unless it's proven to be the other person's fault (the car that is rear ended), then the car that did the rear-ending will get the ticket, and even THEN.. Cops in TX won't issue a ticket unless they actually witness the accident.

Kinda dumb, but for the most part, it's a good law. It would have been a perfect law for the original poster's situation.

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Same way here in Utah. It does seem like a good law.

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> You know it's weird.

> But in Texas, the person who rear-ends someone, is
> AUTOMATICALLY at fault, until contested.

> Unless it's proven to be the other person's fault (the car
> that is rear ended), then the car that did the rear-ending
> will get the ticket, and even THEN.. Cops in TX won't issue
> a ticket unless they actually witness the accident.

Eh that's not really true though, I got a ticket for rear ending someone when my breaks went out...fucking donut monkey gave me a ticket anyway even though the pig cop didn't witness the accident. I live in TX and I can tell you 99.98% of the time it's your fault AND you WILL get ticketed...BTW the fucking ticket is $165 in TX--how fucked up is that.

> Kinda dumb, but for the most part, it's a good law. It
> would have been a perfect law for the original poster's
> situation.

The traffic laws in this country need an overhaul. Too many STUPID people either not paying attention, or they are female drivers. It's not sexist, it's a fact that females cause more accidents. At least in TX anyway.

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> > Wait till the bitch turns around and sues you.......
>
> Heh, good luck with that. She didn't get my name or
> insurance info.

Then there's no way the accident is going on your "insurance" record then. You have nothing to worry about, only points for the ticket. At least that's how it works in TX. How'd she not get your info?


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> So got out and started screaming at me. "YOU FUCKING
> ASSHOLE! DIDN'T YOU SEE I WAS COMING?! I HAVE TWO FUCKING
> KIDS IN THE CAR, AND I'M FUCKING PREGNANT! I SHOULD FUCKING
> KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

> I ignored her and called my boss and told him what's up.

Man...I admire your restraint. In the same situation, I would have spewed some vile, vile shit at her. I figure, once the words "I should kill you" escape someone's lips at my direction, the social restraints of what you can and can't say are pretty much out the door. I mean, death is really the ultimate thing someone can inflict on someone else.

Anyhow. Sorry to hear about that, I HATE congested traffic and turns lanes like that, cause I'm afraid of that sort of situation. However, getting waved in is the only way to get where you're going, and that dumb bitch fucked up an unspoken driving rule.

I mean, she fucking hit YOU because she was pulling out of a lane cause she was impatient. What the fuck? Who gives these people licenses, anyhow?

I would have said, "If you've got two kids in the car, and you drive like THAT, I should call child services and get them away from your crazy bitch ass." Of course, I'm an asocial fucko. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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> I mean, she fucking hit YOU because she was pulling out of a
> lane cause she was impatient. What the fuck? Who gives
> these people licenses, anyhow?

Cracker Jacks.

> I would have said, "If you've got two kids in the car, and
> you drive like THAT, I should call child services and get
> them away from your crazy bitch ass." Of course, I'm an
> asocial fucko.

You're right on the money...what a fucking dumbass bitch. She needs some anal tearing + bleeding inflicted on her.

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Re: um

> Doesn't "Fuckin' A" mean "hell yeah?"
>

Yep.

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You should've done the world a favor and killed her and her unborn baby with a tire iron. It's impatient self-centered assholes like this that plague our society. When you go to court, make her up as the villian and juice up the injured back angle. Throw in some sob story and you might be able to get something out of this. If all else fails, set fire to the court room and bite the woman until she bleeds to death. It's my opinion that people like her are unnecessary and should be killed without mercy.

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But in Texas, the person who rear-ends someone, is AUTOMATICALLY at fault, until contested.

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That's how it was in New Jersey. Also, I believe New Jersey Law stated that if someone waves another driver on and they are involved in an accident as a result of you signaling to them that it was safe for them to continue through the intersection or what have you, then they're at fault. You should check into that and see if you can sue the person who waved you one.

I also just picked up that she said she should kill you. If that's the case, file charges against her for making a death threat. You can use that against her in court and sue for emotional trauma. Hire the best damn lawyer in your area and have him/her rip that bitch a new asshole.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by blackize on 06/26/04 10:26 AM.</FONT></P>
 
> It's not sexist, it's a fact that females cause more accidents. At least in TX anyway.


I hear that. I totally agree. 99.999% of women are doing one of two things while driving.

Primping
Talking on a Cell Phone.

And the thing is, in Austin, they passed a law that requires you to have an earpiece if you are going to be on the phone, it's just never enforced, and that's retarded.


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Re: um

> Doesn't "Fuckin' A" mean "hell yeah?"

Or fucking assholes. Depends on location and the movies seen.


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> And the thing is, in Austin, they passed a law that requires
> you to have an earpiece if you are going to be on the phone,
> it's just never enforced, and that's retarded.

Dude, regardless of how to you talk on the cell phone...you're brain is not paying attention. I think ALL cell phone use should be banned if you are operating a motor vehicle. I HATE it when people just blindly use cell phones while driving...if I see them weaving or going too slow I purposely cut them off then at a red light tell them to get off the fucking phone.

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> I think ALL cell phone use should be banned if you are operating a motor vehicle.

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If I was a cop and saw someone on the cell phone, I'd stop them and ticket them immediately, one ticket for breaking any applicable cell phone laws and another one for endagering other drivers.

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Re: um

> Doesn't "Fuckin' A" mean "hell yeah?"
>

no, it can be positive or negative. "Fuckin' eh" is a form that leans to more of a slightly apatehic feeling of general shittyness or fucked-up-ness, but no one spells it out that way.. "Fuckin' A" is basically as diverse as "fuck" itself when it comes to expressing emotions, Iit depends on the intonation of your voice, if you say it like the guy in office space, it's postiive. however, if you say it loudly with disgust, it's negative. here's some examples:

[Red-blooded Americans are standing in front of White House]
[Missile flies into White House]

Red Blooded American 1: Holy shit! They blew up the White House!
Red Blooded American 2: FUCKIN' A!

[Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama bin Laden are sitting around watching TV]
[Program cuts to White House being bombed]
Osama bin Laden: Holy shit! They blew up the White House!
Ayman al-Zawahiri: Fuckin' A man, Fuckin' A.

[Two working class Russians are sitting around shooting up heroin]
[Program cuts to White House being bombed]

Russian 1 Holy shit..........They blew up the White House.....
Russian 2: Oh.......Fuckin 'eh......

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> I think ALL cell phone use should be banned if you are >operating a motor vehicle. I HATE it when people just blindly >use cell phones while driving...if I see them weaving or going too >slow I purposely cut them off then at a red light tell them to get
> off the fucking phone.


Can't disagree with you there, man.

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