Fatbeard/neckbeard ratio

Are you a fatbeard or a neckbeard?

  • I'm a fatbeard

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • I'm a neckbeard

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • C (neither)

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • Total voters
    8
The 9th Sage said:
What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?
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I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".
 
Isildur said:
I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".
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Actually, a fatbeard is just a really fat geek with a beard. You know the type: long hair, smelly, annoying voice. A fatbeard ;)
 
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