Um,
Weel yee sunny. I knowa wer ya can git a mightee fine watch. Goa out yonder byee da bush an git dat dem dare wood. Now take dat rock o'er yonder an 'ub it gainst da rock til dits a circle. Ya know, wun of dem dare tings dat that fool Galelio says da wurld tis. Eberybody in da dem dare good god follow mind knower dat da wurld tis flat.
Once done, making dat circle, ya get dat nail an use dat rock ta 'ammer tit in. Den, ya git some cloth an yee got a mightee fine watch. Works iny wherre dare is sun.
Jus read dat dark line fer da time and make surer ya git 'ome before dark or da devils will git ya. Also dat dare watch wonta wurk durin da dark.