Kijutsu
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ARARRRRGHG. . I HATE ASSHOLE DRIVERS. . .FUCK
*points to the side of his van* DAMMIT. . I was sitting in the fucking school parking lot, and I was getting ready to go get some lunch. The van that parked next to me. .decided to park 3 1/2 inches from the side of my shitty car. Guess what? I have a huge motherfucking scrape/dent that is the length of the sliding door on the van (1990 Ford Aerostar). The asshole has the nerve to start bitching at me about it.
"YOU FUCKED UP MY CAR!"
Well dickhead. . if you didn't park like an asshole I might have not hit you. . on ACCIDENT.
"WELL YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE, YOU 18 YEAR OLD FUCKING PRICK."
Okay dickweed.. . 1. YOU need to learn to PARK. I was CENTERED in my spot. . so fuck you. . get a life."
. . okay. . so maybe not. . but still. . here's his angle of parking
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. . now what gives here? I can fucking park. .but he can't. . so I get yelled at. . . WTF. It's not that the dent bothers me. . it's the fact that the fucking idiot had the nerve to yell at me. . .
Urrrgh. . People of America need to go to school and learn to drive. Scary shit is. . .only thing that happened to his was a minor scrape, cracked bumper, and busted taillight. . a total of $75 and an hours work. Mine? $500, if not more to fix it, and then it still wouldn't be normal again. Fuck it. . .I hope you die you sorry son of a bitch. Hey Swamp. . can I borrow your glock some time? I wanna plaster this fucker to the wall.
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*points to the side of his van* DAMMIT. . I was sitting in the fucking school parking lot, and I was getting ready to go get some lunch. The van that parked next to me. .decided to park 3 1/2 inches from the side of my shitty car. Guess what? I have a huge motherfucking scrape/dent that is the length of the sliding door on the van (1990 Ford Aerostar). The asshole has the nerve to start bitching at me about it.
"YOU FUCKED UP MY CAR!"
Well dickhead. . if you didn't park like an asshole I might have not hit you. . on ACCIDENT.
"WELL YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE, YOU 18 YEAR OLD FUCKING PRICK."
Okay dickweed.. . 1. YOU need to learn to PARK. I was CENTERED in my spot. . so fuck you. . get a life."
. . okay. . so maybe not. . but still. . here's his angle of parking
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. . now what gives here? I can fucking park. .but he can't. . so I get yelled at. . . WTF. It's not that the dent bothers me. . it's the fact that the fucking idiot had the nerve to yell at me. . .
Urrrgh. . People of America need to go to school and learn to drive. Scary shit is. . .only thing that happened to his was a minor scrape, cracked bumper, and busted taillight. . a total of $75 and an hours work. Mine? $500, if not more to fix it, and then it still wouldn't be normal again. Fuck it. . .I hope you die you sorry son of a bitch. Hey Swamp. . can I borrow your glock some time? I wanna plaster this fucker to the wall.
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Don't mess with the fucking penguin. . .
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