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[Fla Flash]

Okay, I caught one of those four-legged bastards at my house today. Kicked him right in the ass , too. Her dumbass boyfriend heard the dog yell from the front and comes running to the back to get in my face. Keep in mind I nearly killed the little bastard last year when I caught him beating on her. "What you doin' kickin' my dawg?".
"You're fucking dawg don't fucking live here."
"My dawg-"
I stopped him. I narrowed my eyes, and said, very quietly, and very solidly, "Your dawg, doesn't live HERE. Your dawg lives with you. He doesn't need to be here. And if you could possibly take your head out of your ass for at least thirty seconds, you might realize that I rent this property. That means I say who comes and goes. The fucking dog goes. And right now so do you.". I turned my back.
I heard the wind cut behind me and whirled, stopping his right arm from hitting me.
"Do it again,", I said, kinda steely, "and I will embarass you."
He walked away.
*Sigh*. Now I'll probably have to move.
Just as fucking well.

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[shawn]

I wouldn't worry about it, from what you've said it the past about that place it just might be a blessing, you don't need a landlord that goes out of their way to be an asshole.

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[Isildur]

> Okay, I caught one of those four-legged bastards at my house
> today. Kicked him right in the ass , too. Her dumbass
> boyfriend heard the dog yell from the front and comes
> running to the back to get in my face. Keep in mind I
> nearly killed the little bastard last year when I caught him
> beating on her. "What you doin' kickin' my dawg?".
> "You're fucking dawg don't fucking live here."
> "My dawg-"
> I stopped him. I narrowed my eyes, and said, very quietly,
> and very solidly, "Your dawg, doesn't live HERE. Your dawg
> lives with you. He doesn't need to be here. And if you
> could possibly take your head out of your ass for at least
> thirty seconds, you might realize that I rent this property.
> That means I say who comes and goes. The fucking dog goes.
> And right now so do you.". I turned my back.
> I heard the wind cut behind me and whirled, stopping his
> right arm from hitting me.
> "Do it again,", I said, kinda steely, "and I will embarass
> you."
> He walked away.
> *Sigh*. Now I'll probably have to move.
> Just as fucking well.
>

Heh, quick as lightning indeed. =)
If you do have to move, I hope it goes as easily as such things can go.

Just one thing: The guy sounds like the cowardly type, so keep your wits about you just in case he tries something sneaky. (For one thing, be careful not to let him anywhere near your cats.)

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[Paladyn]

> Okay, I caught one of those four-legged bastards at my house
> today. Kicked him right in the ass , too. Her dumbass
> boyfriend heard the dog yell from the front and comes
> running to the back to get in my face. Keep in mind I
> nearly killed the little bastard last year when I caught him
> beating on her. "What you doin' kickin' my dawg?".
> "You're fucking dawg don't fucking live here."
> "My dawg-"
> I stopped him. I narrowed my eyes, and said, very quietly,
> and very solidly, "Your dawg, doesn't live HERE. Your dawg
> lives with you. He doesn't need to be here. And if you
> could possibly take your head out of your ass for at least
> thirty seconds, you might realize that I rent this property.
> That means I say who comes and goes. The fucking dog goes.
> And right now so do you.". I turned my back.
> I heard the wind cut behind me and whirled, stopping his
> right arm from hitting me.
> "Do it again,", I said, kinda steely, "and I will embarass
> you."
> He walked away.
> *Sigh*. Now I'll probably have to move.
> Just as fucking well.
>
Damn. Did you catch that on tape?

No?

Aww shit. I would have loved to see that

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[type_x]

Re: Call "Dog Assassin"

.... or get Pet Chow brand rat poison.

God I love Will Ferrell and his SNL commercials

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[type_x]

Re: Call "Dog Assassin"

I'm getting a little off the subject here, but did you ever see the commercial for the Lexon, "The only car made for crazy people"?

Features include a sink to wash your hands constantly in, and enough trunk space for up to 15,000 containers of urine..... it's the car your neighbor's dog is telling you to buy.

"There's a radio in my fingernail...... car!"

That is one of my favorites.

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[type_x]

Re: Call "Dog Assassin"

> > I'm getting a little off the subject here, but did you
> ever
> > see the commercial for the Lexon, "The only car made for
> > crazy people"?
> >
> > Features include a sink to wash your hands constantly in,
> > and enough trunk space for up to 15,000 containers of
> > urine..... it's the car your neighbor's dog is telling you
>
> > to buy.
> >
> > "There's a radio in my fingernail...... car!"
> >
> > That is one of my favorites.
> >
> Yeah, I remember that....how about the Old Glory Insurance
> commercial? Old people need robot insurance...they come in,
> and kill us and steal our medicine to use for fuel. lol
> We should make a thread for this stuff.
>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAA!
"And when the evil ones come for you, you just can't break away from their grip- because they're made of metal, and robots are strong."

that is priceless.....

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