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Old 03-05-2009, 08:48 PM   #11
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May I contribute?

I found this pic from the darkest pit of the internet. Thought I'd share.
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:03 PM   #12
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May I contribute?

I found this pic from the darkest pit of the internet. Thought I'd share.
Hell yeah, the more the better.
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:49 PM   #13
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:52 PM   #14
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Sorry I've had a few beer and found this hilarious.

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Old 03-06-2009, 05:40 AM   #15
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Funny as hell.

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Old 03-07-2009, 02:34 PM   #16
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I'll just apologize to all the cat lovers now.




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Old 03-09-2009, 09:38 PM   #17
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:44 PM   #18
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  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  • Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom'sPurse
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:47 PM   #19
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  • When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
  • Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  • Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
  • Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
  • Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
  • Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
  • Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  • Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
  • Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
  • Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
  • Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
  • Ask, "Did you feel that?"
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  • When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
  • Swat at flies that don't exist.
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  • Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
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  • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM," and back away slowly.
  • Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
  • Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
  • Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  • Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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