Central Time Zone, bitches.

chiefmonkey · 09-17-2009, 03:09 AM

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS. CENTRAL TIME ZONE IS WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT! ALL OTHER TIME ZONES ARE FOR INFERIOR FAGGOTS! SUCK A CENTRAL TIME ZONE NIGGA'S DICK! BIIIAAATTCCHHH!!!!

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The 9th Sage · 09-17-2009, 03:57 AM

You're just jealous of the ETZ man. ETZers represent!

InVerse · 09-17-2009, 03:59 AM

Time zones are a product of government mind control.

Reaper man · 09-17-2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The 9th Sage

You're just jealous of the ETZ man. ETZers represent!

At least we have our hos, so you know we always be gettin bootay

Lillymon · 09-17-2009, 07:40 AM

What the hell are you lot talking about? All other time zones are plus or minus GMT, so we all know which time zone is the best. Thank you.

shawn · 09-17-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lillymon

What the hell are you lot talking about? All other time zones are plus or minus GMT, so we all know which time zone is the best. Thank you.

Hah, a time zone with no latency. Can't argue with that, lol.

Isildur · 09-17-2009, 02:48 PM

I hear Central Time Zone people wear their shoes on their hands and wipe their noses on the nearest available stranger. That's why gloves and tissues haven't been sold in that portion of the country since the late 1920s. And trust me, you don't even want to know what they do with garden gnomes.