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Old 03-28-2008, 03:28 PM   #11
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Default Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM

Jenkem for President! Excretions are people too.

We can only hope that Jenkem will take on scrapings of dried cum as its running mate and form a jenkem sandwich. A true excretory dream ticket to stand up to the giant douches that dominate American politics. And yes, jenkem sandwich is both black and white, so I daresay its election would be a solution to this country's race problem.
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:32 PM   #12
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> I will sell you some butthash for $50 liter, and don't give
> me that "just say no" bullshit or I will blow your fucking
> brains out.

Send me a private message, that's a very reasonable price.

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Old 03-30-2008, 06:47 AM   #13
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So me and my friend made our first batch of Jenk and it turned out great! We let the batch ferment in the sun for 2 weeks. We decided to use the balloon method and used orange peels to get rid of the taste(it really works try it!).

I FUCKING TRIPPED BALLS

It hit me instantly, I closed my eyes and saw the most amazing colors. But they weren't actual colors, they were indescribable.. moving and swirling. I tried to control my trip by meditating but that didn't work. My mind kept wandering, I felt as if I were crawling in my own subconscious. Then I saw it.. the most amazing thing I've ever experienced.. I was talking with my dead grandmother! It was as if she was actually there speaking to me!

Jenkem has changed me for the better and I plan on doing it again. Thank god for butt-hash.


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Old 04-02-2008, 01:05 AM   #14
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> Jenkem has changed me for the better and I plan on doing it
> again. Thank god for butt-hash.
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"Jenkem" is the new low for our species. Why don't we just grunt and hurl our shit at each other to share the experience?
<a href=http://www.allabout-sp.net/?p=season12/1203>How about some cheesing too?</a>
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Buy something manufactured in a foreign country; at least then you'll be financing something other than your own excretions.

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Old 04-02-2008, 03:01 AM   #15
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The existence of the term "butthash" should be one of the signs of the apocalypse...


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