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[Bodomi]

May I contribute?

I found this pic from the darkest pit of the internet. Thought I'd share.

[shawn]

Originally Posted by Bodomi

May I contribute?

I found this pic from the darkest pit of the internet. Thought I'd share.

Hell yeah, the more the better.

[shawn]

http://www.satirewire.com/charts/chat.shtml

[shawn]

Sorry I've had a few beer and found this hilarious.

http://www.tom-phillips.info/flash/d...en.cleaner.swf

[shawn]

Funny as hell.

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

[shawn]

I'll just apologize to all the cat lovers now.

[shawn]

http://www.laughbreak.com/lists/101_..._annoying.html

[shawn]

• You Are Different and That's Bad
• Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
• Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
• Babar Meets the Taxidermist
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom'sPurse
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
• How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
• Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
• The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
• Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
• That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
• You Were an Accident
• Your Nightmares Are Real
• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
• Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School

[shawn]

• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
• Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
• Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
• Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
• Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
• Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
• Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
• Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
• Ask, "Did you feel that?"
• Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
• Swat at flies that don't exist.
• Tell people that you can see their aura.
• Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
• Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM," and back away slowly.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
• Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

[shawn]