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View Poll Results: Are you a fatbeard or a neckbeard?
I'm a fatbeard 1 12.50%
I'm a neckbeard 3 37.50%
C (neither) 4 50.00%
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:19 PM   #1
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Default Fatbeard/neckbeard ratio

Come on, identify yourselves!
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:24 PM   #2
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What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:38 PM   #3
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What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?
It means that you have a beard on your neck.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:59 PM   #4
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My beards are lame.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:35 PM   #5
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I grow a natural goatee + neckbeard... it's weird
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:25 PM   #6
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What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?
I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:40 PM   #7
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I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".
Actually, a fatbeard is just a really fat geek with a beard. You know the type: long hair, smelly, annoying voice. A fatbeard
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Old 12-06-2008, 12:17 AM   #8
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I shave. No vote from me.
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:43 AM   #9
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Well, I don't have either, so I guess I vote C.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:16 AM   #10
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Well, I don't have either, so I guess I vote C.
C vote added, which I voted for since I semi regularly shave ;p
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