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Old 11-08-2009, 01:38 AM   #1
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Cool If anyone intruded/intrudes onto properties what did/would happen?

My mom and her family chased out one intruder. Another got arrested.
If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:55 AM   #2
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If an intruder broke into my house I'd shoot the sonnabitch THEN call 911, then wait 50 years for the cops to show up. Rather protect my wife and myself rather then wait on cops who might take them away but with how fail the us justice system is they'd be out on bond same night and be able to do it to some one else. Once someone illegally enters your property you're legally able to shoot them.
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:03 AM   #3
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I'd grab them and assuming the front door was open still and drag them out and throw them down the stairs backwards. I live on the second floor in an older house and the steps are just long enough to snap a neck, if I'm lucky. "Oops, I guess he tripped trying to get away officer"
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:37 AM   #4
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Hmm...well, if I had the chance I suppose I could always crack them with my Quarterstaff. :P
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:55 AM   #5
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If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.


I hope you get robbed...
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Old 11-08-2009, 03:57 AM   #6
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BTW I would reply with actions (such as calling 911)
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:18 AM   #7
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I hope you get robbed...
Oh Reaperman, there are alot of people who don't like you, but you have my heart eternally. I was about to respond similarly, and then I saw your post and realised that it was unnessesary to do so.
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Old 11-08-2009, 04:52 PM   #8
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My mom and her family chased out one intruder. Another got arrested.
If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.
First thing i'd do is cast Fortify on my party. Then use an AGI+ Potion. Then set it on Auto-Battle and beat the shit out of Intruder. Likely drops: Dime Bag, Brass Knuckle, Buck Knife, Denture Tray.

Nobody cares if Intruder dies. This is one of the most conservative regions in America. Monster Slayers Guild practically runs the town.
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Old 11-08-2009, 05:40 PM   #9
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Old 11-08-2009, 06:36 PM   #10
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Ce n'est pas humain de faire ça, esti de fucké.
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