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Old 11-12-2009, 03:55 PM   #21
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I live on the second floor of my apartment building. The stairwell up to my floor is actually part of my apartment. So, if someone were to break-in, the only way for them to proceed is up the stairwell.

My door is pretty loud, so I figure, if I hear it open unexpectedly, I can run to the kitchen, grab as many knives as possible, and then start throwing them down the stairwell. Although, I'm not certain if throwing larger objects (chairs / old computers) wouldn't be a better strategy.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:49 PM   #22
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I would just pretend im a jehovas witness and they would promptly leave im certain.
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:32 PM   #23
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Or kill you, well, you know, that's what I would do.

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Old 11-25-2009, 10:09 PM   #24
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You could always spray paint a pentagram on a dead cat and toss it at 'em.

Just a thought.
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