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Old 04-25-2007, 02:59 PM   #1
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Default PREGNANCY TEST

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy test.

The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother and tells them: Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a warehouse, a beach-front villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

"He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However..., if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You fuck her again!!!"
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2007, 08:20 PM   #3
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I never saw that coming rotflmfao. <img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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Old 04-25-2007, 08:55 PM   #4
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> "You fuck her again!!!"

lol

that's wrong man
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:05 AM   #5
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Damn I think I woke the neighbors up laughing so hard.. funny shit <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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