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Old 05-09-2005, 06:48 PM   #11
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> Is it bad that I don't have a clue who this is?

Just another teen singer that can't actually sing that got rich that thousands of guys are drooling over. Don't feel bad, you're lucky that you don't have to hear her often. My roomates daughter can't get enough of her "music". Gag me...

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Old 05-09-2005, 07:04 PM   #12
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> mfc: could you make your avatar a little bigger?
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yes.

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Old 05-09-2005, 07:06 PM   #13
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hahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahhahaa <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

"omghax" was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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Old 05-09-2005, 08:01 PM   #14
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> ashlee simpson
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> that is all

I'd fuck her....with a shotgun up her ass.....that is all.

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Old 05-09-2005, 08:06 PM   #15
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> I'd fuck her....with a shotgun up her ass.....that is all.
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<font size="+12">PWNAGE!!!!!</font>

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Old 05-10-2005, 04:55 AM   #16
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> There's another way. Unplug the stereo.

lol!
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:04 AM   #17
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> You know, I've heard that a ballgag is a required device
> when screwing Ashlee Simpson - not for the kink factor, but
> for the fact that she doesn't fucking try to speak or sing.

welp, i bet i wouldnt be concentrating on anything she said during the act.
more along the lines of how im going to brag about this or the look on her face when she gets the herpes
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:54 AM   #18
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> I'd fuck her....with a shotgun up her ass.....that is all.

I take it you'd fuck her brains out then?

"No sir, I don't think it's a suicide...the direction of the shot...I just can't put my finger on it! Plus this shotgun smells fishy..."

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Old 05-10-2005, 07:16 AM   #19
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dude, she's 100% narsty.

why can't you dig a real woman like monica bellucci or something?

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Old 05-10-2005, 02:37 PM   #20
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> I'd fuck her....with a shotgun up her ass.....that is all.
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Damn, I was going to say something like that. Guess there's no need to now<img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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