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Old 08-20-2011, 05:40 AM   #11
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I am. drunk now. Hell, i can never post in good grammar. I came from an education system where creativity was valued over proper writing skills. At last that was the belief when i was going through elementary school. Made secondary school hell. What a crock of feces.

I have a bitch of a time. Independent clauses - what the heck are those! Feces, even in school, i asked for help once and did not get it. I want to write better!! No, i cannot help you.

Er.....

Funny, what you remember when you are drunk!.

Actually, I was once published in the Toronto Sun as a letter to the editor bitching about the Canadian education system. I was drunk, dead tired, and i wrote a letter with the most atrocious grammar - unintentionally. I had to laugh. They withheld my name because it was so bad.

Ah, rye and coke. What a great drink on a Friday night. Beer, even better, but it does not agree with me.
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:40 AM   #12
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Actually, I was once published in the Toronto Sun as a letter to the editor bitching about the Canadian education system. I was drunk, dead tired, and i wrote a letter with the most atrocious grammar - unintentionally. I had to laugh. They withheld my name because it was so bad.
That's just pure awesome!
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:19 PM   #13
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Drinking again. I got drunk in London during the summer but didn't have my 3DS with me back then, otherwise I'd have used Wi-Fi to post about nearly getting run over by a bendy bus because I'm an idiot when drunk.

Only got two pint of Stella Artois in today, so I might not get drunk enough for this. Also I'm drinking because of this. Twilight. Got to be one of the top 10 reasons to start drinking again.

Edit: More drunk. Watch that review. But get some booze first. I'd say at least three pint of a decent lager. You have to be at least moderately drunk by the end of it for it to really work. I've had two pint of Stella Artois, and I think I'm a little off. Three would be the butter zone. But I'm like 140 pounds, so use your discretion. But yeah, see it, seriously.
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:42 AM   #14
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How the fuck does a bus bend?
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Old 12-01-2011, 12:13 AM   #15
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Like that. In fact, since I was just outside Victoria Station when it happened, the bus that almost ran me over would be almost exactly like that one.
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Old 12-01-2011, 03:16 AM   #16
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I'll be damned.

Now what do they call sidewalks in Britain? I didn't realize it wasn't the same thing there but we were watching a British sitcom and the character was bitching about her sister using American words like "cookie" and "sidewalk".
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:38 PM   #17
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Now what do they call sidewalks in Britain?
Pavements usually. Though I do hear sidewalk said once in a while.

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I didn't realize it wasn't the same thing there but we were watching a British sitcom and the character was bitching about her sister using American words like "cookie" and "sidewalk".
Cookies on the other hand are biscuits unless they're really big (about three inches in width) at which point they start being sold as cookies. No idea why.
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:55 PM   #18
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3 inches is really big? I'm offended by cookies smaller than that. (Fuck Oreos.)
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