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Old 11-07-2004, 08:56 PM   #1
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Default We need another black cop meets white cop movie.

But with a twist! We've had black cop meets white cop, black cop meets asian cop, and hell, we've even had a white person meeting an asian person! So I've used my powers of creativity to put the three together, and we'll have:

A white cop meets black cop meets asian cop movie!

It'll be great! They'll have mild adventures filled with lukewarm humor that you can enjoy with your mother! The endings will be completely predictable and generic, with the tension peaking when the white cop saves his black and asian cop friends, and the bad guy dies in some fashion that's completely off the screen, with them flinching and spouting off some tired one liner! "Boy, that was nasty."

We'll also have a scene where the white guy turns his radio in the (fast, expensive) car he's in to country music, to the asian guy's dismay, who turns it onto chinese music, then the black guys says, "You never touch a black man's radio!' and turns it to loud rap music, which will be sold on the appropriate soundtrack to the movie for $15.99!

I figure I can sell this off to some studio and make millions.

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Old 11-07-2004, 09:32 PM   #2
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Default Re: We need another black cop meets white cop movie.

http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.htmlHollywood: still out of ideas? How about another black-guy-meets-white-guy comedy?</a>

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Old 11-07-2004, 09:32 PM   #3
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Default Re: We need another black cop meets white cop movie.

White = Owen Wilson (country boy with 6 shooter as a sheriff)
Black = Eddie Murphy (downtown po-po as the ladies man)
Asian = Jackie Chan (desk jockey investigator for comical relief)

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Old 11-07-2004, 09:35 PM   #4
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Default Re: We need another black cop meets white cop movie.

> White = Owen Wilson (country boy with 6 shooter as a
> sheriff)
> Black = Eddie Murphy (downtown po-po as the ladies man)
> Asian = Jackie Chan (desk jockey investigator for comical
> relief)

If anybody actually made a movie with these three, it'd be funny as all hell.

Edit: Although I do know a few people who hate Owen Wilson with a passion.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Shamanix on 11/07/04 04:35 PM.</FONT></P>
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Old 11-07-2004, 09:49 PM   #5
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Default Re: We need another black cop meets white cop movie.

We need to fit Cheech Marin in there somewhere <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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Old 11-07-2004, 10:32 PM   #6
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> We need to fit Cheech Marin in there somewhere

He sells the newspapers at the stand. They all go up to "grab the paper" to "help find the bad guys". Jackie Chan does something funny/stupid, and Cheech plays off that to the other characters.

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Old 11-07-2004, 10:33 PM   #7
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Black cop meets white cop meets asian cop meets mexican cop that likes pot.

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