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Old 11-24-2006, 11:31 PM   #1
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Its fucked up! My cellphone makes my speakers beep as it looks for service and, I guess, as it disconnects as its turning off.<img src=smilies/retard.gif>
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:47 PM   #2
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> Its fucked up! My cellphone makes my speakers beep as it
> looks for service and, I guess, as it disconnects as its
> turning off.

Try setting it on vibrate and shoving it in your anus and calling yourself constantly. It won't fix it, but you'll have an incredible orgasm! Believe me I know!

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Old 11-25-2006, 01:23 AM   #3
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> Try setting it on vibrate and shoving it in your anus and
> calling yourself constantly. It won't fix it, but you'll
> have an incredible orgasm! Believe me I know!

WOW! Is there anything that a cellphone can't do?

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Old 11-25-2006, 01:38 AM   #4
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> Its fucked up! My cellphone makes my speakers beep as it
> looks for service and, I guess, as it disconnects as its
> turning off.

The amplifier in your speakers are picking up the emissions from the phone. GSM sounds like a square wave and CDMA sounds like fuzziness.

Put aluminum foil around the amp for your speakers.
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