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View Poll Results: Do you prefer nudity to be revealed in games?
Yes, surprise me. 9 31.03%
No, otherwise I can't find it. 3 10.34%
Is this a trick question? 21 72.41%
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:57 PM   #31
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32-bit porn
touche >.>
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Old 05-16-2009, 12:21 PM   #32
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"Does everyone come here for 16-bit porn?"

You mean that there's other reasons to come here ?
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Old 05-22-2009, 04:44 AM   #33
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Believe it or not, there are people who aren't interested in porn. I'm one of those. Imo, getting laid to video games or porn is stupid. Since I have a girlfriend, I also prefer the real thing. I really don't see what's so hard to understand with that.
It's one of those things where, if you're the kind of person who does it, you think everyone else has to too.
It's more sad then funny.

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32-bit porn
lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.
8-bit porn!
Well, fortunately it was too pixilated naturally for me to see anything anyhow.
There was video game porn before most of you were born!

As for me, I don't really look for video game porn.. meh. It's just an hilarious surprise if I find it, like while slaughtering anything that moves in DUKE NUKEM 3D when the game was just released, I HAD TO HAVE IT, when I played it, I noticed strippers and dancers and shit, it was hilarious. What's even funnier is when I went up to them, and instead of shooting them (which oddly seemed to spawn more monsters with each body count, probably attracted by their screams), I hit the space bar and he gave them some good ol' cash and they stripped, I was laughing for hours.

I find it funnier then sexy, and just FYI, yes, I have a gf too.
I don't go advertising it, I don't need to or care, but I know the issue'll come up sooner or later, so meh to you.
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Old 05-22-2009, 05:29 AM   #34
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lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.
Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference.
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Old 05-24-2009, 01:59 AM   #35
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Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference.
Some people to this day seem to think it's true that she strips down if you finish the game in some ungodly amount of time. It's just a myth though of course, I think that it's funny that people are still looking for pixelized nekkid Samus.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:13 AM   #36
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I just learned how fucked up japan is yesterday. I went one J-List 18 over section because they don't sell the robot figure I want in the clean section... and OMFG is was creepy. honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.

anyway I also learned that there are 8-bit porn games still being made.... that is creepy. kinda.
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Old 06-04-2009, 07:50 AM   #37
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they don't sell the robot figure I want in the clean section
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...Perhaps we're better off not knowing.
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:19 PM   #38
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honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.
Poopsicles???
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:26 AM   #39
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Is that why you like them so much Shawn?
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:47 AM   #40
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Is that why you like them so much Shawn?
Well we all know they melt in your mouth, not in your ass.
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