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Old 10-24-2006, 01:23 AM   #1
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Default The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

1. If you make UncleOral No one insults Gideon Zhi. Ever. You will go to the worst circle of hell, and be tortured for eternity.

3. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=suggest&Number=264491& page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1> Anyone making a thread to insult anyone with an A tag next to their name is instantly doomed.</a>

4. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=classifieds&Number=287 359&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1> If you attempt to sell ROM CDs, you will have your ass roasted and handed to you on a silver platter.</a>

5. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=258582 &page=&view=&sb=&o=> You insult a woman, everyone will yell at you, no matter for what reason.</a>

6. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=suggest&Number=281443& page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0> The one and only way to make SwampGas change his mind is to mock him while simultaneously referencing a game.</a>

7. posting <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=backroom&Number=287861 &Search=true&Forum=All_Forums&Words=TsarRasputin&M atch=Username&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&M ain=281949>get lynched.

8. <a href=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=talktown&Number=290689 &page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0> Mods never lock threads.</a>

That is all.

Thoughts?

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Old 10-24-2006, 01:34 AM   #2
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Default Re: The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

What?
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:51 AM   #3
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Default Re: The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

You'd think it'd be difficult for someone fail this hard, but you'd be wrong.
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:54 AM   #4
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Default Re: The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

> You'd think it'd be difficult for someone fail this hard,
> but you'd be wrong.

That's what I was thinking. Does this just fail hard, or is it so much fail that it loops back around and becomes ULTRA WIN? It boggles the mind.
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:07 AM   #5
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:14 AM   #6
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Default Re: The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

> That's what I was thinking. Does this just fail hard, or is
> it so much fail that it loops back around and becomes ULTRA
> WIN? It boggles the mind.

You know...every so often, a newbie comes along and posts a metatopic like this and they are usually very entertaining.

There was a post a while ago that detailed all the "major players" in the ZMD family. It was mighty fun.

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Old 10-24-2006, 03:23 AM   #7
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Default Re: The Unspoken Rules of ZMD.

9. Trolls are generally allowed on ZMD because the time they spend trolling ZMD is time that they might otherwise spend trying to breed.
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Old 10-24-2006, 06:09 AM   #8
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Default X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

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Old 10-24-2006, 06:33 AM   #9
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Default Re: X. Never, under any circumstances, may the rules be made public.

11: You do not talk about ZMD
12: You do NOT talk about ZMD
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Old 10-24-2006, 06:41 AM   #10
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Default Here's why you fail.

> 1. If you make soniczip(me!) or UncleOral angry, you automatically lose the debate.

I have yet to see you pwn anyone in a debate. I thought Porchmonkey's baiting you as a fucktard and you biting was entertaining.

> 2. No one insults Gideon Zhi. Ever. You will go to the
> worst circle of hell, and be tortured for eternity.

So that was like ONE TIME where one user flamed another one in an immature name-calling fashion? ZOMG~!!

> 3. Anyone making a thread to insult anyone with an A tag
> next to their name is instantly doomed.

Anytime you make a post saying "name goes around message boards whining like a little bitch and dissing people, he needs to shut up, or at least stop being such a fuck off." you will get in trouble for it. Unless you say it to bmecoli or some shit.

> 4. If you attempt to sell ROM CDs, you will have your ass
> roasted and handed to you on a silver platter.

Maybe because it's illegal? And it's in the rules?

> 5. You insult a woman, everyone will yell at you, no matter for what reason.

Lillymon isn't just a woman. She's a well-respected veteran of the emulation community. Eat a dick.

> 6. The one and only way to make SwampGas change his mind is
> to mock him while simultaneously referencing a game.

You could probably change his mind with pussy or money, neither of which you get much of.

> 7. Necroposting will get you lynched.

Only if you reply with something that doesn't add value to the post. If you reply with additional helpful information, no problem. If you reply with "LOL!! *nt*" then you suck cocks.

> 8. Mods never lock threads.

In the example you provided, CEPeep didn't NEED to lock the thread. He corrected you for being lame and expected it to stop there. There was no need to prevent others from replying with actual relevant content.

Since you're such a fucking great debater, feel free to totally pwn me in return.

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