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Old 03-26-2008, 08:05 PM   #1
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Default A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM

A new drug has hit the streets. It's called Jenkem. Jenkem is made by shitting and pissing into a jar, letting it ferment for a week and then huffing the fumes.

Look at this experience from Erowid.org

"I find that jenking it up really brings out the inner pervert in me for some reason. I guess it's the close proximity to the shit. But for whatever reason, when I'm really jenked in my bedroom (i like to use really ball-like shit in a mix of clear piss, then swirl it around until the balls dissolve) I sometime sneak over to my sister's room, steal her clothes, and put them on. Then I go to the bathroom, lay in the tub, and jack off all over myself imagining that I am Konata and that there is a giant jenkem dick down my throat. I cum until my dick hurts, then I shit and piss myself.

But when the jenk high is gone, all I'm left with is dirty clothes and a hurt penis. I hate myself."

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Old 03-27-2008, 04:39 AM   #2
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Default Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM

Dammit, I made a nice Photoshop, but attachments are broken and I don't have an image host. Just imagine a super professional edit of the poster for Reefer Madness only it's Jenkem Madness.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:32 AM   #3
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LOLOLOL

thank you. That made my night with laughter beyond the internet provisions.

Here is a free association. it makes no sense but none the less, i thought of this image in the first few seconds of reading, as i was having a hard time conjuring up a mental picture:



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Old 03-27-2008, 11:51 AM   #4
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> Jenkem is made by shitting and pissing into a jar

also a fun anecdote. I seem to recall in the late 80's, living in Santa Ana, Calif. The older siblings and I were collectively mad at the matriarch. So a shit and piss in jar session was performed as a gift. I'm pretty sure it was my sister's idea. She is the only sibling to have blacklisted my mother as an adult. The rest of us at least talk to her.

it all makes sense now
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Old 03-27-2008, 08:02 PM   #5
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> Dammit, I made a nice Photoshop, but attachments are broken
> and I don't have an image host.

Protip: This is what http://imageshack.us/ImageShack</a> is for. But since ZMD is pretty low intensity traffic, you could also e-mail it to me. I'll make sure it gets a good home.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:41 PM   #6
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http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

Post any funny jenkem related photoshoops here.

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Old 03-28-2008, 12:26 AM   #7
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> Protip: This is what ImageShack is for.

Thanks, haven't ever had to bother with ImageShack before (incredibly). Here it is:

http://imageshack.us</a>

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Old 03-28-2008, 01:18 AM   #8
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Why does this remind me a little of the movie The Ladies Man? <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:02 AM   #9
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...wow.

Humanity has sunk to a new fucking low.

Yeah, I think w as a species are doomed. ;/
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:38 PM   #10
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I will sell you some butthash for $50 liter, and don't give me that "just say no" bullshit or I will blow your fucking brains out.
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