The strangest outcome to a suicide attempt ever.

[type_x]

> What....the fuck? Are these like, evil angels that come up
> from hell and beat the holy fuck out of people until they
> get acquire some sense?

Did you catch their number? I know a guy who needs them.

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[JCJones86]

Ugh... You miss the point... <img src=smilies/banghead.gif>

> seriously, if i ever saw a guy doing that, i would so shoot
> you with a pellet gun.

<P ID="signature">"When anger rises, think of the consequences."
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Oh, I should probably clarify this a little more if "JD" didn't make it clear enough. It's not like this ShadeS person is just a recent misdirected cry for help, oh no, he's been a moron for years.

He has no concept of the consequences of his actions. He can't see past the present. He can't sort out the difference between reality and his sugar-coated mind-brewn fantasy universe that he's the center of.

Why, just a few days ago I was having a DXM experience with a few of my comrades. So what does ShadeS do?

"Oh, I'll take some too and drive over guys!" Consequences.

I won't even get into my protests to that. Skip ahead to about an hour later. This guy shows up, and long story short, we spend the rest of the night wondering whether or not ShadeS is going to live or die from a drug overdose. See, he used Coricidin Cough & Cold as his DXM source, which, as any DXMer, or even any person not suffering from vegitative braindeath could tell you, is not a good idea.

There are plenty of other medications out there with DXM as their only active ingredient. Why does he pick one that has DXM and a potent antihistamine listed as active ingredients? Because it's $1.50 cheaper. More consequences.

He should not be alive right now. The amount of that antihistamine in his system was about eight times the recommended dosage. He's also skin and bones. Also, both the antihistamine and DXM are metabolized by the same enzyme. Sinze they compete to be eliminated, for all your body cares, you basically took more of both. I'll be generous and say he basically overdosed twelve-fold. Oh, and also factor in that about 10% of people have a deficiency of that aforementioned enzyme as well.

And this is all in the same month that he got his ass beaten. And was admitted to a psycho ward, and had to take drug school, and had to show up in court for a traffic ticket... I'm sure you can just imagine what the past few years of his life have been like.

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[JCJones86]

I've heard of at least three or four Coricidin overdoses in the past two and a half years... Why do people do it over and over again?

> See, he used Coricidin Cough & Cold as his DXM source,
> which, as any DXMer, or even any person not suffering from
> vegitative braindeath could tell you, is not a good idea.

<P ID="signature">"When anger rises, think of the consequences."
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[Kuikorosu]

> What....the fuck? Are these like, evil angels that come up
> from hell and beat the holy fuck out of people until they
> get acquire some sense? Then again, he probably won't take
> anything from this experience at all. He never, ever learns.

Dude. That was the coolest story ever.

And I'm hoping that these really were evil angels from hell, sent to beat the sense into people. Hell, I could probably use a bit of an ass beating myself sometimes. It's good for you, puts things in perspective.

As for this ShadeS guy that you're talking about, I'm not sure why you keep hanging around with him. He's a fucking liability. What if he decides to do something really fucktard stupid? You might get caught up as accomplices.

All in all, I think that if this guy doesn't learn his lesson this time, those evil angels will be waiting for him on some street corner, ready to drag his ass through hell and leave him in a dumpster for his own good. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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