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Old 10-08-2005, 02:13 AM   #11
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> You don't need to lock the door, just make sure you have
> Plausible Deniability.

Listen, I'm a hard working American and I can't be keeping tabs on my nether regions all day, all the time. What it does on it's on time is not my responsibility..
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Old 10-08-2005, 02:14 AM   #12
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Default courtesy of the scrotal safety commision

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Old 10-08-2005, 05:36 AM   #13
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> "I wasn't masturbating. I was checking for cock tumors.
> Luckily I found nothing.
>

Bed-sheets should cover the action.. Have a book for cover if anyone asks. And make sure it's not one of your mother's romance novels.

Another thing that works really well if you're above a certain age when the door is being opened is to instantly yell "HEY, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! AND KNOCK NEXT TIME! MEN WILL BE MEN, Y'KNOW?"

Also, footseps can be heard if you're attentive. Then again, I'm the master at doing stuff around the house I wouldn't want anyone to find out when people are around. NEXT ISSUE: OPENING BEER AFTER BEER IN A NON-SUSPICIOUS MANNER and SMOKING A BOWL IN A DISCREET MANNER (OR, WHY WINDOW FANS ARE YOUR FRIEND)
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Old 10-08-2005, 10:07 AM   #14
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> Another thing that works really well if you're above a
> certain age when the door is being opened is to instantly
> yell "HEY, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! AND KNOCK NEXT TIME! MEN
> WILL BE MEN, Y'KNOW?"

just yell "Hey give me a hand here" and hope it ain't Michael Jackson coming in. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:52 PM   #15
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> Also, footseps can be heard if you're attentive. Then again,
> I'm the master at doing stuff around the house I wouldn't
> want anyone to find out when people are around.

Haha, we call that the danger wank. It mostly applies to any situation where it's at least possible that you'd be caught - like doing it in your lounge whilst you're flatmate's at the shops or something.

I'm an obsessively cautious person in pretty much all respects, though, so I don't personally endorse the danger wank. I have friends who swear by it, though - including my flatmate, worryingly.
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Old 10-15-2005, 03:43 AM   #16
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> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?
>

That is pretty funny.
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