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Old 02-01-2007, 12:39 AM   #1
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Default Going to hell...need advice.

Things I'm packing:

- Nintendo DS (with R4DS and MicroSD card)
- Beat up guitar with Darkthrone sticker on it
- Small hitter with a decent quantity of high grade cannabis
- Dagger
- One of those visors with the built in fan for the heat
- Condom (daughters of Lilith = diseases)
- Trench coat
- Can of spray paint (Gotta leave my mark!)
- One of those mini-boxes of Froot Loops
- Skeet shot + shotgun for use against Dispersing Ravens
- Anti-psychotics for use against possession by Bicephalous Ones
- Antidote against Poison of God
- Cheetos
- Bottled Aquafina holy water
- Gigantic penis

What would you bring to Hell?
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:51 AM   #2
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> What would you bring to Hell?

- Some hand lotion. No humidity makes my skin very dry.
- My lava lamp.
- Duct tape.
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:48 AM   #3
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:55 AM   #4
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I am just going to chill in purgatory and smoke weed.
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:01 AM   #5
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Copy of "Chairman of the Board" on DVD
Case of Rubber Bands
8 pounds of pudding

wait. i'm thinking of a different thread.
(which by the way, we haven't played lately)
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:39 AM   #6
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> Copy of "Chairman of the Board" on DVD
> Case of Rubber Bands
> 8 pounds of pudding

Chairman of the Board will be hard to beat. But, since you said it...

1 bottle of K-Y Jelly
Bio-Dome on VHS
Handful of cotton balls
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:19 PM   #7
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Me?

A crapload of guns so I can take over!
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:12 AM   #8
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> What would you bring to Hell?

my wife and kid
my pc with all the accessories
my acoustic guitar
a large bag of pot
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Old 02-13-2007, 04:50 AM   #9
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> my wife and kid

You have a wife and kids now? No wonder you've become such a humorless douchebag
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:02 PM   #10
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> You have a wife and kids now? No wonder you've become such
> a humorless douchebag

yeah but that just barely happened. and i've been a humorless douche for a while. which i attribute to quitting drinking after a 5 year binge.

my friends don't like me anymore either. <img src=smilies/cry.gif>

evolution's a bitch. but at least i'm not the bitch in my relationship, which is more than i can say for some of my friend's romantic pursuits.

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