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Old 06-14-2002, 12:00 PM   #1
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an interesting night.

i did my air shift a little bit different...i actually followed protocol and did things the way i was supposed to. made the night go a lot faster. haw.

a friend of mine brought his laptop in for me to fix. it wasn't working right. slow, internet explorer had problems, it kept locking, aol didn't work right...

first thing i did was get rid of all the shit that loads when windows starts...removed cdrom drivers, himemsys, emm386 from config.sys and took out realtray, winamp agent, aol tray and all that shit from the run directive in the registry. then i found something i've seen before. winxxx.exe in the system folder. i fixed a coworkers machine about a month ago and that was the klez virus. so i told him, dude, i bet you got the klez virus. i removed that run directive and proceeded to install mcafee online. found over 15 copies of 3 different viruses on the machine. so after i removed that, i did the spyware test...found alexa and the rest. then i did the standard service job of windowsupdate, regclean, and all those little tidy up things.

then another coworker (the morning guy...probably the biggest and most well known radio person in harrisburg) couldn't get his scanner to work. tried 3 different brands...spent HOURS working on it..nothing worked. so he asked me to help. shvartz rigged his pc up at the station using various parts from other machines (monitors, keyboards, mice, etc). uninstalled the scanner, removed it from the system devices, reinstalled the software, rebooted, and it worked. 15 mins tops. he was so amazed that he's been plugging me on the air all morning to the station's largest listening window. probably still is right now. i should mention to him next week that his virus scanner was last updated on 2/15/01...so it's so obsolete it's doing nothing. he's probably infected.

i should work out a deal with mcafee...they give me a special trial login/pass to use to get this on peoples machines, and then i convince the people to buy mcafee...and get a commission. i've already gotten 4 people to get mcafee.

so on the way home, in the pouring rain, the guy infront of me slams on his brakes on the highway. i leave enough room, so i was able to stop, see the huge orange construction barrel in the road, and swerve. the fucking dolt ass piece of shit mario andretti wanna be behind me was tail gating me. he didn't hit me..came within inches...and didn't have enough time to see the barrel. SMASH. gaylord m. focker...serves you right.

no matter how careful i am...no matter what laws i follow...there will always be some other dork monger on the road to smash into me. i wait for the day.

oh yeah..the ex keeps calling. i keep telling her, word for word, "stop calling me. stop bothering me. go away." nah..she won't. when i said "have fun sucking and fucking everyone else, whore", she replied "SO I FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY? GOD!" in a sarcastic tone. she then brought up my friend jess, who isn't the most attractive person, but she's a nice girl with whom i've been friends for YEARS. she's SO jealous of jess because i spend a lot of time with her..."you won't be my friend, but you'll be jess's friend? i'm SO much better than her...i'm more attractive." so i replied: "but she has something you don't have." "what could she possibly have that i don't have? i'm so much better looking". and one of my oscar nomination lines: "my friendship. stop calling me. goodbye." and i hung up.

she left me a voice mail while i was at work in a serious tone "please call me as soon as you get this." yeah..let me jump to the phone. you lousy, good for nothing, immoral, unethical, immature whore. you were such a great person and now you're a fucking monster. die. <img src=smilies/snipersmilie.gif>

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Old 06-14-2002, 01:25 PM   #2
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Jesus, she's fucked up bad. Maybe get your phone number changed so she can't call you? Just an idea.


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Old 06-14-2002, 02:58 PM   #3
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I can't believe you stayed with someone so shallow minded all these years, wonder what will happen when her looks fade and she gets fat, she'll probably loose her mind, and good job on the laptop, sounds like the usual thing I end up fixing for my friends pc's all the time, and they usually have viruses and all that other crap wrong with thiers to including having about a dozen things during startup in the taskbar with 64MB of ram and they wonder *what's wrong*, it's totally pathetic. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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Old 06-14-2002, 08:08 PM   #4
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Stop quoting entire posts damnit!<img src=smilies/angryfire.gif>
the 5 reply quote limit is there for a reason ya know<img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif>

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Old 06-14-2002, 09:40 PM   #5
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> At least he does it in a stylish fashion.
>

Yeah he does, but its anoying none the less..<img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif>

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Old 06-14-2002, 10:22 PM   #6
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> I can't believe you stayed with someone so shallow minded
> all these years, wonder what will happen when her looks fade
> and she gets fat... *snip*

If I had been with her, she'd have been fat by now. I seem to have that effect on ex-gfs.

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Old 06-15-2002, 02:17 AM   #7
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You replied to his entire post, so why the need to quote it?
if you wanted to adress him on a certain part, then i could see your point..

but its your own choice to quote whatever you want, i just wanted to show my feelings about it.
people dont get banned for having a conversation, people get banned for insulting others without reason and for doing illegal stuff..
so quit with the "you will ban me!!" because thats not how i operate, i only remove a person when they are causing trouble, and having a conversation isnt trouble.


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Old 06-15-2002, 02:44 AM   #8
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> Anyhow, I'll cut it out, either way you're making it obvious
> that it's getting under your skin. All good?

Whatever<img src=smilies/sleep.gif>

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Old 06-15-2002, 04:58 AM   #9
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> I'm aware of all this, but 5 lines is not enough to reply to
> some posts and make sense, like it or not. If you want me
> to quit defeating it in spite of this, I'll do that - you've
> got the ban stick and the authority that goes with it, and
> I'll respect that. (And I'll take this post as a warning)

i should ban your ass for being a fucking moron in the first place.

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Old 06-15-2002, 05:53 AM   #10
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Default Uhhhhhhh...

........uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

ok.

Drama over the quoted lines limit...jeez.

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