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Old 11-20-2006, 12:20 PM   #1
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Default Descend into the absurd

Post the most absurd and/or discomforting idea you can. I'll start:

Sitting down on a chair with an erect penis, only to have a mouse run up and start humping my urethra.
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Old 11-26-2006, 11:46 AM   #2
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> Post the most absurd and/or discomforting idea you can. I'll
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Stick your penis into one of the holes on the side of a shopping cart. Then, have someone else push a line of about 20-30 carts into that one at a decent speed.
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:23 AM   #3
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Masturbating while watching Zardoz.

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Old 11-27-2006, 06:21 PM   #4
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Shaving layers of flesh off your face until you hit bone.
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:28 PM   #5
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> Shaving layers of flesh off your face until you hit bone.
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http://members.fortunecity.com/theba...66/niggernazi/http://members.fortunecity.com/thebandniggernazi666/niggernazi/</A>
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:30 PM   #6
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> Post the most absurd and/or discomforting idea you can. I'll
> start:
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> Sitting down on a chair with an erect penis, only to have a
> mouse run up and start humping my urethra.

Going to church, getting communion, only to discover there's actually hydrochloric acid in the chalice, then when I go "Hey, what the--" the preacher throws it in my eyes and I flail about in agony knocking over old people off the altar and then die and fucking go to hell.
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:31 PM   #7
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> Sitting down on a chair with an erect penis, only to have a
> mouse run up and start humping my urethra.

What. The hell. <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need to go have a beer some time.
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:43 PM   #8
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> What. The hell.
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> I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need to go
> have a beer some time.

Well if you're ever in Chicago, and don't hate chaos, sure!
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Old 11-27-2006, 07:07 PM   #9
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> Post the most absurd and/or discomforting idea you can.

Having to listen to the most obnoxious extremist right winger I know for days on end.

(It's nobody from here. It's a guy on Livejournal. I'd post a link but that would possibly be considered trolling.)
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:42 PM   #10
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> Post the most absurd and/or discomforting idea you can. I'll
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> Sitting down on a chair with an erect penis, only to have a
> mouse run up and start humping my urethra.
>

I HAVE INVENTED A NEW BEER. IT IS CALLED STELLA GENUINE DRAFT.

IT IS CREATED BY MIXING STELLA ARTOIS WITH MGD IN ROUGHLY EQUAL PROPORTIONS.

IT IS AN ABOMINATION THE GODDESS APPROVES OF.
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