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Old 11-11-2006, 04:52 PM   #11
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1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (79%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (74%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (70%)
7. Roman Catholic (70%)
8. Unitarian Universalism (58%)
9. Bahá'Ã* Faith (58%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (57%)
11. Islam (57%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (57%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
14. Hinduism (55%)
15. Jainism (55%)
16. Reform Judaism (54%)
17. Sikhism (54%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
19. Taoism (43%)
20. Neo-Pagan (35%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
22. New Age (34%)
23. Secular Humanism (33%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
25. Scientology (27%)
26. Nontheist (23%)
27. New Thought (22%)

Quaker, eh?
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Old 11-11-2006, 05:41 PM   #12
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You don't happen to bore everyone at parties, do you?
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:34 PM   #13
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (96%)
3. Secular Humanism (96%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
6. Liberal Quakers (74%)
7. Bah�'� Faith (60%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (60%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
12. Neo-Pagan (36%)
13. New Thought (20%)
14. Taoism (20%)
15. New Age (10%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
17. Hinduism (0%)
18. Islam (0%)
19. Jainism (0%)
20. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

From the description, Unitarians seem to be EVERYONE.

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Old 11-11-2006, 06:48 PM   #14
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> You don't happen to bore everyone at parties, do you?

Hahahahahahaha

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Well I figured since this was the Backroom and not ToTT it was supposed to be somewhat serious, which is probably why I was so analyitical.
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:58 PM   #15
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Nontheist (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (82%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
7. Bah�'� Faith (58%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
10. Neo-Pagan (53%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)
12. Taoism (39%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (37%)
14. New Age (32%)
15. New Thought (32%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (30%)
17. Reform Judaism (30%)
18. Sikhism (30%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (24%)
20. Scientology (20%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
22. Hinduism (10%)
23. Islam (10%)
24. Jainism (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:59 PM   #16
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> http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
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> 1. Reform Judaism (100%)
> 2. Sikhism (91%)
> 3. Orthodox Judaism (82%)

That's the worst test I've ever taken. I was a Bahá'Ã*s and Reform Judaism, and most of the answers were ridiculously simplified and predictable. I'm sure they could do a more accurate test, but the qusetions would need to be far more conceptual and it would have to be far more involved (and even that wouldn't be an accurate measure of what "organized religion" you should adhere to.)


...Is everybody here Unitarian Universalism? haha! What a dumb test.
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Old 11-11-2006, 09:14 PM   #17
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1. World of Warcraft (100%)
2. Midlife crippling cardiovascular disease (96%)
3. Hot-pocket (92%)
4. Mountain Dew Code Red (90%)
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Old 11-11-2006, 09:19 PM   #18
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> 1. World of Warcraft (100%)
> 2. Midlife crippling cardiovascular disease (96%)
> 3. Hot-pocket (92%)
> 4. Mountain Dew Code Red (90%)

1) Non-Belief (100%)
2) Belief (100%)
3) Penis (69%)

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Old 11-12-2006, 12:58 AM   #19
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> I'd fix that, human beings are very phallocentric and too
> often get caught up in "rationalism" and can't see what they
> really are.

Perhaps, but I'd like to think that my clients prefer would prefer me to be a rationalist, rather than being preoccupied with basking in the knowledge that I am the manifestation of something that will eventually be a supreme consciousness or similar. In fact, it's probably a precondition.

And my phallus is just fine, thank you.
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Old 11-12-2006, 01:53 AM   #20
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Let me let you in on a little secret... those clients, all nicely dressed, buttoned up looking? Yeah, they go wild for the existential metaphysics man, just wild. They're minxes, man -- crazy. Don't believe me? Just ask around...
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