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Old 02-24-2005, 02:09 AM   #51
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Boy, let me tell you, the story of my nickname is a riveting one, full of action, drama, and inexpainable bowel movements. It began one night, as I lay awake in my room, gazing out the window at the stars above, when a flickering pale green light filled my room and I knew that evening would be anything but ordinary.

I found myself on deck of an alien ship, the walls lined with silver and christmas lights, my archetypal squidlike captors approaching rapidly. They threw me into a cold, dank cell, which stank of cottage cheese and other milk products. I realized that I was not alone - they had captured several other attractive human females, and I realized they hadn't seen a man in a very long time. After starting to think that my predicament wasn't so bad, they came back for me, hoisting me out of the cage with my pants around my ankles. I realized what was in store for me at the end of the hallway they led me down, and I realized that it would involve sharp things prodding my nether regions.

Using my mastery of yoga, I wrapped my leg around my head and kicked myself free, disarming one of the guards and taking his weapon for myself. "Kuikorosu!" They yelled, as I subdued them with my new impliment. I ran for my life, slightly slower than usual since I hadn't bothered to pull my pants up yet, and made my way through the mazelike corridors.

Then, I found myself in a large room, with an unnecessarily large monitor with a large green font straight out of the 80s computer age. Several options leered at me, until one caught my eye - CORE MELTDOWN. Figuring this wasn't such a bad option, I chose it, but then, a female voice boomed at me, "I'm afraid I can't do that Hal." Then in large letters, the word "password" flashed up on the screen, blinking to make it seem more important. I realized this was my only chance for freedom, as my mind raced to think of what aliens from another dimension would use for a password. Then it came to me.

"Kuikorosu!" I yelled, and the female voice replied, "Password accepted. Core meltdown activated." Sirens blared, and red lights blinked in and out, and the doors to the room flew open, angry aliens brandishing wicked looking weapons at me (swords, spears, ray guns, little red unicycles), and I knew I didn't have the time to dispatch them all.

I quickly through the only unguarded door labelled "exit to Earth and escape from the core meltdown" and I found myself in the escape pod room. I jumped into one of the spherical pods, and pressed the large red "activate" button, and the escape pod bay doors opened, revealing the starry universe below. An enormous mechanical hand came from seemingly nowhere, hoisted my pod up, and lobbed it out of the ship like some sort of extraterrestrial bowling ball. My escape from the ship was only moments before the meltdown completed, causing the ship to erupt into firey explosions as I streaked away, despite the fact that there is no oxygen in space to allow for that sort of fireworks.

I landed back on earth, in a strange land full of mud huts and people with bad taste in clothing dancing around a large rock chanting "Kuikorosu! Kuikorosu! Kuikorosu!" I emerged from my pod, and they stopped chanting, and looked to me. I realized that I'd discovered the last remaining asian nomadic tribe on Earth, and my arrival had some special significance to them. Their leader came from the crowd in a large headress, and hooped nipple rings. "You are the chosen one!" He bellowed, and the poorly dressed people around him whooped with joy. "You will free us from the domination of the Makai!"

The squat man elaborated on his story, his sloppy jowls languishing on every word. "If you can defeat the Makai, you will be betrothed to my beautiful daughter." Unable to resist the temptation of a beautiful asian woman, I strove off to defeat the Makai, armed only with my sexy parachute pants and a UNIX manual. The Makai soon swarmed the village, the beastily, snarling, kitten sized creatures slavering and snapping their jaws in a semi-vicious way. Action too intense to be put in words commensed, and I emerged the victor.

After defeating the Makai and having my way with that one dude's daughter, I decided to make my way home, and purchased a ticket from the nearby airport back to Free Country, USA, but alas, not all was cheery once I arrived home.

The aliens that I had spited were back, and ready for revenge. They threatened the government that they would demolish New York City with a gigantic CG-rendered tital wave, and all would be lost. Quick to make action, I gathered a valiant crew of oil drillers with hearts of gold, and Bruce Willis. Then, in an unrelated coincidence, the alien mothership was struck by a passing comet and exploded uneventfully. The Earth had been saved once again, and I was hailed a hero for my awesome pants. A statue of pure gold was carved in my image, and the word "Kuikorosu" was ingrained on the pedistal, as a reminder of my vigilance, and...

Aw, what the hell am I talking about, it's some stupid Japanese name that I coughed up because I was too uncreative to think of anything else. It literally means "to bite to death", and I shortened it to just four letters a while ago, for my FFXI character.

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Old 02-24-2005, 02:22 AM   #52
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> Well I uhm..... Abuse Cough Syrup to get high so..... I
> thought I would make that my username. Mmmmmmmmmm, Tussin
> I see Jesus.
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jesustussin?

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Old 02-24-2005, 03:39 AM   #53
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Its a song by rancid. I really liked them at the time I signed up here, and couldn't really think of anything, so I chose that. I just go by my first name Ben everywhere else now, and reregistering here would be way too much effort.

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Old 02-24-2005, 03:47 AM   #54
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wow.

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Old 02-24-2005, 04:35 AM   #55
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Bastard.
You're not sharing your medication with the rest of us.
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:49 PM   #56
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> I'm going to kill you slicer for bringing this to everyone's
> attention

> *stabs slicer in the eye with a spork*

*pulls the side of his cloak away to reveal a no-dachi of mirror-like quality and grins*

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Old 02-24-2005, 09:01 PM   #57
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Kuik, you really should write satiric stories, you definitely have the inner tale-spinner

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Old 02-26-2005, 05:49 PM   #58
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> 4. all males gang up on guy A in defence to girl hoping that
> they will get props/impress her
> 5. all moderators are male and decide to ban guy A
> 6. Guy A is screwed
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7. All other guys are jealous of guy A?

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Old 02-27-2005, 03:27 AM   #59
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> don't feel bad... I got banned because of that same girl...

I really honestly don't remember this shit (thereby showing how important I'm thinking it is in the scheme of things), but judging on how I've seen you talk to women...*coughcough*

Anyway, I should just stay out of this.

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Old 02-27-2005, 03:45 AM   #60
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> Sivak Draconian is the full spelling out of it. Sivaks are
> a monster found in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign
> Dragonlance. I liked it because it was sort of a tribute to
> D&D and that one would have to read or play D&D to know what
> Sivaks are.

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