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Old 01-03-2006, 01:40 AM   #1
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Default 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

10 signs that can be followed. If 7 apply to you, you may be a nerd.

1. If you chastise one person out of 2000 for wasting resources.
2. If you are 1337, that means you have gone to the square place.
3. If you make blogs for friends that don't appreciate your work.
4. If "next-gen" consoles get the most discussion on your forum.
5. If you randomly download flash movies or music on whims.
6. If you download ROMs frantically because you are scared of the Nintendo Revolution.
7. If you post threads on whims.
8. If your main energy sources are in liquid form.
9. If you download movies because you don't want to pay $10 for the movie.
10. If you flame people because they disagree with you about a controller design.

if 7 of these apply, you may be a nerd!
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:48 AM   #2
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Default Re: 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

> 1. If you chastise one person out of 2000 for wasting resources.

I don't.

> 2. If you are 1337, that means you have gone to the square place.

I don't even know what the hell "the square place" is.

> 3. If you make blogs for friends that don't appreciate your work.

Blogs are gay, period.

> 4. If "next-gen" consoles get the most discussion on your forum.

Right now hacking is being discussed on my forum the most.

> 5. If you randomly download flash movies or music on whims.

Nope.

> 6. If you download ROMs frantically because you are scared of the Nintendo Revolution.

Nope.

> 7. If you post threads on whims.

Not usually. I try to have a point.

> 8. If your main energy sources are in liquid form.

It is, it's called water. I drink a gallon a day.

> 9. If you download movies because you don't want to pay $10 for the movie.

I wait for the DVD to become below $12.

> 10. If you flame people because they disagree with you about a controller design.

I only flame people that I feel deserve it.

So since I only do 1 of the previous does that make me an opposite of a nerd...a...*cough*...jock? Hardly the case.
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:49 AM   #3
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Default Re: 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

You can also tell if you are by reading this post.

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Old 01-03-2006, 01:56 AM   #4
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Default Re: 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

> 10 signs that can be followed. If 7 apply to you, you may be
> a nerd.
>
> 1. If you chastise one person out of 2000 for wasting
> resources.

Nope. I don't see how this applies to me.

> 2. If you are 1337, that means you have gone to the square
> place.

Huh?

> 3. If you make blogs for friends that don't appreciate your
> work.

Nope.

> 4. If "next-gen" consoles get the most discussion on your
> forum.

I don't have a forum.

> 5. If you randomly download flash movies or music on whims.

I download flash animations and music all the time.

> 6. If you download ROMs frantically because you are scared
> of the Nintendo Revolution.

I download ROMs to play them.

> 7. If you post threads on whims.

Not really.

> 8. If your main energy sources are in liquid form.

Diet coke and lots of it.

> 9. If you download movies because you don't want to pay $10
> for the movie.

We have Netflix so that doesn't really apply to me.

> 10. If you flame people because they disagree with you about
> a controller design.

Nope.

> if 7 of these apply, you may be a nerd!
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:20 AM   #5
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Default Re: 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

> 1. If you chastise one person out of 2000 for wasting resources.

Nope.

> 2. If you are 1337, that means you have gone to the square place.

Huh?

>3. If you make blogs for friends that don't appreciate your work.

No. I did make my own weblog, it's on my website that isn't online.

> 4. If "next-gen" consoles get the most discussion on your forum.

Somewhat.

> 5. If you randomly download flash movies or music on whims.

Nay.

> 6. If you download ROMs frantically because you are scared of the Nintendo Revolution.

Nein.

>7. If you post threads on whims.

Nyet.

> 8. If your main energy sources are in liquid form.

Yes.

> 9. If you download movies because you don't want to pay $10 for the movie.

No, piracy sucks.

> 10. If you flame people because they disagree with you about a controller design.

No, some idiots deserve a good flaming though.


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Old 01-03-2006, 02:53 AM   #6
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Default Re: 10 ways to tell if you are a nerd!

Did you just make those up on a whim? Certainly seems like it, seeing how a couple of them don't even make sense.

I any case, i fail, 0/10.

I'd rather pay the ten dollars for the DVD to have it full quality, with extras and such, than download a crappy quality file without aforementioned goodies, for one.

I don't have any resources for anyone to waste but myself. Strike 2.

#2 doesn't even make sense, so it doesn't apply to me.

Uh, I don't have a forum, much less 'next-gen discussions'

I don't like blogs, much less make them. Engadget & joystiq being the exception, since they aren't personal, whiny, etc.

Flash movies = No thank you. Games are different.

I'm not scared by Nintendo's Revolution, in fact, I am anxiously awaiting it. Rom downloading has nothing to do with that. I mean, as far as I know, the Revolution won't be compatible with MAME sets. :P

I can't remember the last time I created a thread, save for the wikipedia thread.

Solid steak > all

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Flames are not required.

I suppose that means I win.
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:22 AM   #7
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Nerds are awesome.

What you described is a fuckwad.

Of which you are.
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:31 AM   #8
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> Nerds are awesome.
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> What you described is a fuckwad.
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> Of which you are.


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Old 01-03-2006, 05:33 AM   #9
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> 2. If you are 1337, that means you have gone to the square
> place.

Visiting the Squeenix offices? A place that is uncool? A boxing ring? The inside of some sort of a trunk? The inside of one of those god-awful vans that are boxes on wheels? Playing hide and seek in old refridgerator boxes? On TV? In a parking lot caution zone?

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Old 01-03-2006, 06:38 AM   #10
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> Oh lobster, lobster, make me laugh some more.

/humps puzzl's leg.

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