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Old 10-14-2005, 05:19 PM   #1
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Default It's starting (War on Porn)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...901570_pf.htmlhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570_pf.html</A>

MORALITY POLICE LOL
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:30 PM   #2
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* JadussD is now known as FBI
FBI> HEY YOU KIDS
FBI> DO ANY OF YOUR HAVE ANY OBSCENE MATERIALS?
FBI> IF I FIND OUT YOU DO, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
FBI> DOWN!
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FBI> OH MY GOD GIVE ME YOUR SWEET ASS FUCKING PORN YOU FUUUUUUUUCKS!
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:33 PM   #3
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Lemme tell ya, playing devil's advocate here...

If it becomes near-impossible for me to find internet/printed material for me to get my jollies off on, I'm going to linger around campus, snag the nearest sorority chick and take her into my basement for some show and tell.

Not sure what they're trying to accomplish here, but they clearly have more pressing issues they should be giving attention to.

Fewer than three more years and we get a new president. Can't wait. <img src=smilies/banghead.gif>
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Old 10-14-2005, 09:24 PM   #4
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Well, it's good to know we can all sleep safe and sound tonight, secure from those naughty videos that would otherwise break into our homes under cover of darkness, to carry away our children and eat them.

Wait... what?
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:41 PM   #5
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> MORALITY POLICE LOL

Curse you, Janet Jackson's breast....CURSE YOOOOOU!
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:42 PM   #6
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> Not sure what they're trying to accomplish here, but they
> clearly have more pressing issues they should be giving
> attention to.

It's a smokescreen for the GOP. The pressing issues is what they want to avoid since it makes the top republicans look like the lying thieves they are. Besides what a better way to get a bunch of sexually repressed christians to like you than to ban the one thing they all hate, you having fun with yourself alone. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:20 AM   #7
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They'll take my pornography when the pry it from my warm sticky carpal tunnel ridden dead hands!
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:50 AM   #8
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Literally. Use that article printout as your new cum rag. War on porn, my ass...

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Old 10-15-2005, 02:22 AM   #9
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The future of pornography is in your hand.

It's time to get hard on porn.
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Old 10-15-2005, 03:41 AM   #10
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http://www.washingtonpost.c> om/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570_pf.html
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"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Yea, if this is a top priority I hope the FBI uncovers a secret video where Ron Jeremy pays the Bush twins a visit...wouldn't that be poetic justice?!
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