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Old 11-09-2006, 08:21 PM   #11
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> Stick with the long paragraphs bro. Trying to be insulting
> in short sentences seems to be outside of your expertise.

You're really, really dense. This is all a creation of your mind. You're throwing potshots at yourself. It's just a part of your self that really smart people are aware of, and you're not. The fact that you aren't just makes you an amusing toy to us.

Did you by any chance get molested when you were a kid?
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:23 PM   #12
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> Did you by any chance get molested when you were a kid?
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:27 PM   #13
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> You're really, really dense. This is all a creation of your
> mind. You're throwing potshots at yourself. It's just a part
> of your self that really smart people are aware of, and
> you're not. The fact that you aren't just makes you an
> amusing toy to us.

> Did you by any chance get molested when you were a kid?

Poor insults, inability to formulate thought in paragraphs no less than 200 words long, and 3rd grade mentality.

It's official dude, you're a moron. Here, I'll even give you some more ammo for your next anemic attempt at flames, and the help will be at your level.

"Yeah, your mom molested me, she loved it."
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:31 PM   #14
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> Poor insults, inability to formulate thought in paragraphs
> no less than 200 words long, and 3rd grade mentality.

> It's official dude, you're a moron. Here, I'll even give
> you some more ammo for your next anemic attempt at flames,
> and the help will be at your level.

> "Yeah, your mom molested me, she loved it."
>

The funny thing is, you can't even understand it. You're literally so afraid of yourself that its like you're not even reading what I'm saying. I think I'm not too far off with the molestation thing. I kind of figured you had an Oedipal complex the size of Nebraska though. I bet you're a really bad fuck because you're so afraid of sex that you always cum prematurely.
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:34 PM   #15
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> The funny thing is, you can't even understand it. You're
> literally so afraid of yourself that its like you're not
> even reading what I'm saying. I think I'm not too far off

> with the molestation thing. I kind of figured you had an
> Oedipal complex the size of Nebraska though. I bet you're a
> really bad fuck because you're so afraid of sex that you
> always cum prematurely.

Spoken just like a virgin. Oh, and uh lets see... you're gay, or something else at your level. Go ahead.
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:38 PM   #16
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Haha. Tim Buckley got you fired.

http://punjer.blogspot.com/2006/06/fired.html

Fired.

Yeah so I was fired. Most of my friends already know why and how but I might as well share it with the rest of the intar-web, no?

So two weeks ago, I email a guy who runs a really crappy online comic strip called Ctrl+Alt+Del. I usually peruse his atrocities once a week or so to see what boring, drawn out storyline his characters are in. The guy has a serious issue with dragging stuff into the ground. He once had a set of strips that lasted about a month. Thing is, his comic is based on videogames much like Penny Arcade, VGCats and a few others. Well in this month long (and boring) set of strips - his main storyline was about his characters' home burning down and having to find another home, all the while having one character's girlfriend move in with him. I just told you the entire storyline in about 4 seconds.

He took a month.

Anyway in one strip, he killed off Spider-man because he thought it would be funny to show Marvel superheroes being rude and degrading to eachother. While that in it's own right isn't funny anyway, the jackass went further and killed Spider-man. I found it nessecary to email him and tell him it wasn't funny.

In his reply, he called me a dumbass.

I emailed him back appologizing for hurting his feelings but I also said that he didn't have to be a dick about it. He replied telling me to "grow the f**k up and check my overinflated consumer ego at the door." I replied once more and let him know that in order for me to be a consumer, I would have to actually purchase something from him or his website. That is something I would never do, not with his sorry excuse for a strip. In all of the 4 emails I sent him, I didn't once call him an asshole, tell him to 'grow the f**k up', or anything like that.

Unfortunately, I had emailed him from my Dell.com email address and somehow he got my manager and his manager's email addresses. Like a crying baby calling for mommy, he emailed them claiming I was harassing him and he wanted an official appology from Dell for this.

Well, I had no idea there was a 'problem' until later that day. I was told that it was a HUGE deal and that Dell's HR department wanted to see blood. I didn't once speak to my Dell manager, most likely because he was too scared to confront me about it. What is it with upper-management? You get so high up there you get scared of temps? Grow some testicles man, seriously.

So I was told by the company I was working for (who wasn't Dell - long story, another blog later) that I was probably going to lose my job. I appologized for this 'big deal' that was happening, even though the Dell manager I mentioned before actually said "There isn't really anything wrong with what he said..." When I heard that my Dell manager had said that, the first thing that went through my mind was "Well then why the hell are we here talking about it?" Well I figured that my Dell manager wouldn't have his head up his ass but I guess I was wrong. After 8 months of good work, enthusiasm for the job and being all around fun to work with - I get the shaft. Did Dell consider the previous 8 months, not to mention the previous year and a half I worked at another site? Nope. Did they even look at the fact that there was in no possible way any evidence of harrassment? Nope. Did my Tyrex manager try to calm the situation and save an employee that had been with the company for two years? Naaaahhh. He bent over backwards and took it like a champ, smiling the whole time.

They fired me because several people had their heads up their collective ani. I was even asked by my Tyrex manager "Why am I dealing with this on a Friday afternoon?" I got an answer for ya, chuck; "Because you're a f**king manager, and it's your job to deal with things like this."

Regardless, I'm sure they were looking for a way to trim the fat anyway and this must have been the easy way. Hell I know they don't care, they still have their jobs so all's well that ends well. They even told me there would be an 'investigation' about the issue, but in a matter of 3 hours, I was fired. Yeah, that's some bad-ass in depth investigation.

At least I know now that if I ever need someone to bend over backwards like a coward, all I gotta do is email two managers at Dell and I get anything I want, even if I'm a stupid cocky kid with a crappy comic strip.

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Old 11-09-2006, 08:40 PM   #17
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Tim Buckley has a Cintiq. That makes him cool in my book.
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:40 PM   #18
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> Spoken just like a virgin. Oh, and uh lets see... you're
> gay, or something else at your level. Go ahead.

What? I didn't know you were insecure about your homosexual feelings too. Is that what this is all about? Why don't you just come out and admit that you don't know what to stick your dick in, and work on it, instead of making yourself look so silly?
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:42 PM   #19
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Yup.

I was pretty pissed. Then I got another job. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>

OH NOZ!!! BURNED BY DA SATURnZ AGAIN!

Waitaminnit - didn't I tell you to work on your insults? It doesn't look like you did what I told you. Tsk Tsk Tsk... come on, it'll build character.
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:43 PM   #20
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> What? I didn't know you were insecure about your homosexual
> feelings too. Is that what this is all about? Why don't you
> just come out and admit that you don't know what to stick
> your dick in, and work on it, instead of making yourself
> look so silly?

No dude... I know where to stick it! Yer mom told me where! YES! Down to Jaduss' level! Awesome!

Weenie jokes and pee humor! Awesome! Next I'll grow my hair long and not shave for six months so I can get that 5-o-clock shadow thang goin - I'll be STYLIN'!
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