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Old 04-01-2007, 10:39 PM   #1
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Default The Church Of Jesus Christ And Latter Days Saints

This church sucks. Don't support it. It is lead by shitheads. They think they can control people. I know some of their church leaders who also happen to be school teachers. Shittiest church and state ever. Fuck them, and fuck Utah.
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Old 04-01-2007, 11:11 PM   #2
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Oh Narvick, where art thou?
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Old 04-01-2007, 11:46 PM   #3
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Yeah, look. You need to cut it out with these retarded "so-and-so is stalking me and I hate them" and "{insert religion, government or organization} is evil" in this board. This board is for actual debates and discussions. If you just want to rant or let off steam, head over to the Diaries board, mmkay?

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Old 04-02-2007, 02:52 AM   #4
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> Oh Narvick, where art thou?

What ever happened to him anyway?
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:43 AM   #5
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> blah blah blah

great opening argument. you must be the captain of your high school debate team.

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Old 04-02-2007, 06:13 AM   #6
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> > Oh Narvick, where art thou?
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> What ever happened to him anyway?

He became the president of dominoes pizza.

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Old 04-02-2007, 02:04 PM   #7
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> He became the president of dominoes pizza.

hahahahahaahaha <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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Old 04-02-2007, 02:05 PM   #8
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> > He became the president of dominoes pizza.

yum
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Old 04-02-2007, 06:16 PM   #9
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> This church sucks. Don't support it. It is lead by
> shitheads. They think they can control people. I know some
> of their church leaders who also happen to be school
> teachers. Shittiest church and state ever. Fuck them, and
> fuck Utah.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D7v_V8qSIIoThis should be of interest to you.</a>

And before I forget, I must post everyone's favorite Mormon song.

"Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.

Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart

Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb"

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Old 04-03-2007, 03:35 AM   #10
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there's 2 polar opposites in this town. the diehard judging mormons and the counter-culture that hates them.

then there's everyone else. if you live here long enough, you'll find a way into that middle. if you've lived here your whole life and still harbor these resentments, perhaps you should move.

reasons i like utah:

badass nature!

mormons (at least in religious theory) do not actively promote mainstream american culture. i don't like it either so it's a nice waystation for me to a better culture like canada or japan. (although i will admit i'm actively searching a new home as this past decade in Provo/Orem has seen a huge surge in blinginism).

if they follow their foretold plan of moving to missouri to live a form of socialism, i'm down. ironically, the richest of these saints (which are many) will likely not make it there because of their own penchant for riches above their god worship.
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