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Old 03-24-2007, 07:09 AM   #1
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Default I am the most sarcastic person on the planet

Have you ever met anyone more sarcastic than me?
Seriously, ever?
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:16 AM   #2
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:12 AM   #3
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No, your a sarcasm god trapped in the body of a human is my guess. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
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Old 03-24-2007, 01:02 PM   #4
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Yeah... ...me. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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Old 03-24-2007, 02:27 PM   #5
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Yeah, you're the most sarcastic person on the planet.
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:42 AM   #6
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:10 AM   #7
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You're an idiot. In fact, you're the stupidest person I've ever seen !
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Old 03-25-2007, 05:12 AM   #8
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Default And then reality clobbers me in the head

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"Sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak."

-- Gene Forrester in A Separate Peace by John Knowles

I'm sorry for all the fear-mongering and such...
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:26 AM   #9
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> "Sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak."
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> -- Gene Forrester in A Separate Peace by John Knowles
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> I'm sorry for all the fear-mongering and such...

I have a lot of anger. I feel compelled to expose the deadly structure behind this maze of deception we call "society". There are things that are lies that you can't even convince people are lies, besides the fact that if anyone did any investigation on their own they would find out that they are lies. The manipulation of so many individuals into unhappy, passive roles in an unhealthy society angers me beyond belief. However, demonstrating certain societal problems from non-conventional angles can become an exercise in condescending egoism and misanthropy, which are some of the worst problems which plague society in the first place. I occasionally advocate horrendous societal ills sarcastically to show how the people who manipulate people for profit view the public at large: as human shit whom they will rape for whatever they're worth and feel no guilt or remorse.
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Old 03-25-2007, 08:36 AM   #10
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The world's an illogical, imperfect place, and, in my experience, anyone who grinds their gears against it becomes a shade negative.

There's an expectation here in the states, from schools and news and soforth, that we should be thinking and worrying about things all the time. But, if with all our fancy cars and paychecks, we're stressed out and anxious, and can never give ourselves a moment's peace, then what the hell are we doing? Is our life really that good? No, no it's not! All the toys and automobiles and microwaves aren't worth jack shit if we've gone bonkers.

I don't have any problem with anybody anywhere relaxing and enjoying their peace of mind.
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