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Old 12-23-2006, 01:40 AM   #1
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Default Bob, and the Church of the Sub-Genius.

I'm an ordained minister now. Ask me anything about us Sub-Genii...

First, you should read up on Bob Dobbs himself:

http://www.subgenius.comhttp://www.subgenius.com</a>
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ob+dobbs&hl=enA movie about his life, and how he became what he is today.</a>

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Old 12-23-2006, 07:46 AM   #2
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"Bob" be praised!
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Old 12-23-2006, 08:39 AM   #3
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> I'm an ordained minister now. Ask me anything about us
> Sub-Genii...

Hehehe, you ever hear of Discordianism by any chance?

Discordianism is a religion which rewards people who engage in chaos.

Also, check out Chaos Magick if you're interested in that area.

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Old 12-23-2006, 09:48 AM   #4
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MISTER CROWWLEEYYY.... DUH DUH DUHHHHH

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR HEAD????

MISTER CROOWWLLEEYYY.... DUH DUH DUHHH

DID YOU TALK TO THE DEEADDD?????
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Old 12-23-2006, 09:53 AM   #5
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ASS IS TRUE
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Old 12-23-2006, 08:39 PM   #6
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> > Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted!
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THAT ASS IS BOTH TRUE AND FALSE.
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:56 AM   #7
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1 && 1 = 1
1 && 0 = 0
0 && 0 = 0
ASS && ASS = ... ASS
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:50 AM   #8
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> 1 && 1 = 1
> 1 && 0 = 0
> 0 && 0 = 0
> ASS && ASS = ... ASS

2 + 2 = 5 in a reality in which the majority of those entities engaged in it have the idea that when two is added to two, another number is added to it, as this is just the nature of things. This is the opposite of the idea that 2 + 2 = 4, or that when 2 is added to 2, there is not an exception to the mathematical rules which state that a 1 should be added. It is also possible that there is a universe which is founded on the idea that 4 is a number of less significance than the number 5, with the number 5 being seen as a number which is so powerful that it "sucks" the result of a mathematical statement that results in an answer of "4" into "5". It could also be said that there could be a universe in which the ideas that form its mathematical structure are such that the "+" sign is seen as an operation in which the process of addition must be accounted for as a number, as the mere act of adding changes the nature of the numbers involved, and requires that a "1" be tacked on to the result, to account for the change caused by taking two numbers and subjecting them to an "adding" force. In addition, there could be a universe where whenever an entity which is capable of doing math observes an operation in which the number "4" could be a result, their minds automatically telekinetically modify the result to add a 1, as this is just the nature of things in this alternate universe.

Everything I just said is both true and false, both and neither at the same time, but yet both within time and outside of time, time being both an illusion and not an illusion, the concept of things being illusory being both true and false, both and neither at the same time... ... ... ...
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:05 AM   #9
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> MISTER CROWWLEEYYY.... DUH DUH DUHHHHH
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> WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR HEAD????

> MISTER CROOWWLLEEYYY.... DUH DUH DUHHH
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> DID YOU TALK TO THE DEEADDD?????

You know, Ozzy asked that question in that song, when he could have just saved the trouble of wondering about the question, adopted a belief system which allowed for talking to the dead, trained in the occult, and evoked the spirit of Aleister Crowley, asking him if he talked to the dead. I'm sure, however, Mr. Crowley would have answered that yes, he did in fact talk to the dead, as well as angels, demons, his higher self, and other things on the astral plane, a place which anyone can go to if they train themselves to stop thinking of themselves as attached to their body, but few even believe in for some stupid reason, thus robbing them of an entire world where anything is possible.
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Old 12-24-2006, 01:13 PM   #10
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I'm more on the mindset that most occultist mistake sensory deprivation, hallucinations, and insanity from deep meditation for enlightenment.

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