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Old 09-10-2005, 04:23 AM   #31
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> Huh? That's Stuey from Family Guy. I hate the show but at
> least I know. Fail.
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:21 AM   #32
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one time in 2000, i downloaded a big linux distro iso on 56k.
when i tried to run it in windows, i cried, because it couldn't run it, theres no exes, and i also had no burner

WORST. DOWNLOAD. EVER.
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:30 AM   #33
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Tonight I've had diareaa. Like, not the solid kind. Not even semi solid. MY ass is flushing piss out of my poopshoot, with little flakes of shit. Messy. Loud. When I sit on the toilet it sounds like someone's poured a cup of milk into the bowl. And best of all, when I get up and look at it? You guessed it - blood. That's right.

My ass is bleeding when I shit. Yaaaaaay.
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:35 AM   #34
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> My ass is bleeding when I shit. Yaaaaaay.
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Use more lube.
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Old 09-10-2005, 05:46 AM   #35
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Strangely enough, my ass doesn't even hurt. Oh well... I guess it's just "that time of the month". ;p
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Old 09-10-2005, 07:40 AM   #36
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> Strangely enough, my ass doesn't even hurt. Oh well... I
> guess it's just "that time of the month". ;p
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I swear, I once shit out a burst of powder.

That's right, my shit was a POWDER.
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:18 PM   #37
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> FOR JAPAN ONLY. It's not going to be released here in the
> US, which sucks.
where did you see that? G4's cinematech? just so you know, just because they put it out in caps in that show DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL NOT COME TO THE US.

Edit: Heh...I didn't see his post saying he saw it on G4 but I figured it out anyway. You M-O-R-O-N!
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:03 AM   #38
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> Edit: Heh...I didn't see his post saying he saw it on G4 but
> I figured it out anyway. You M-O-R-O-N!
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Square's confirmed it. I looked it up BEFORE I posted on here, but he asked where I heard it was Japan only the first time over and that was G4. I looked through a ton of sites and found nothing on any plans for bringing it to the US at all. And Square's site said it was exclusively for Japan.
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Old 09-12-2005, 04:31 AM   #39
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> I swear, I once shit out a burst of powder.
> That's right, my shit was a POWDER.

I read this as "I once shit out a burst of POWER" and, once again, I laughed out loud.
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:05 AM   #40
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> I read this as "I once shit out a burst of POWER" and, once
> again, I laughed out loud.
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