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Old 09-17-2009, 03:09 AM   #1
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Exclamation Central Time Zone, bitches.

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS. CENTRAL TIME ZONE IS WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT! ALL OTHER TIME ZONES ARE FOR INFERIOR FAGGOTS! SUCK A CENTRAL TIME ZONE NIGGA'S DICK! BIIIAAATTCCHHH!!!!

Gentlemen, please discuss the preceding opinion on this most distinguished public forum. Regards!

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Old 09-17-2009, 03:57 AM   #2
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You're just jealous of the ETZ man. ETZers represent!
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:59 AM   #3
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Time zones are a product of government mind control.
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:22 AM   #4
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You're just jealous of the ETZ man. ETZers represent!
At least we have our hos, so you know we always be gettin bootay
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Old 09-17-2009, 07:40 AM   #5
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What the hell are you lot talking about? All other time zones are plus or minus GMT, so we all know which time zone is the best. Thank you.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:43 AM   #6
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What the hell are you lot talking about? All other time zones are plus or minus GMT, so we all know which time zone is the best. Thank you.

Hah, a time zone with no latency. Can't argue with that, lol.
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:48 PM   #7
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I hear Central Time Zone people wear their shoes on their hands and wipe their noses on the nearest available stranger. That's why gloves and tissues haven't been sold in that portion of the country since the late 1920s. And trust me, you don't even want to know what they do with garden gnomes.
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You're just jealous of the ETZ man. ETZers represent!
Kanye West is from the ETZ.
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Kanye West is from the ETZ.
YOU LIE!
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YOU LIE!
He's not a true ETZer.
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