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Old 04-12-2010, 11:06 PM   #12
Heretic
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Effective Immediately:

All employees will be required to take bathroom breaks in order with the first letter of their last name. Letters A thru D will be allowed to take bathroom breaks between 9am and 9:30AM. A full schedule will be posted on the restroom doors. Violation by using the restroom outside of your assigned restroom priviledges will result in termination and most likely incarceration. Violators will be proscecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

In other news: The light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off due to further budget constraints.

Signed: Management
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