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GameMakerHelper 11-08-2009 01:38 AM

If anyone intruded/intrudes onto properties what did/would happen?
 
My mom and her family chased out one intruder. Another got arrested.
If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.

GamerTony 11-08-2009 01:55 AM

If an intruder broke into my house I'd shoot the sonnabitch THEN call 911, then wait 50 years for the cops to show up. Rather protect my wife and myself rather then wait on cops who might take them away but with how fail the us justice system is they'd be out on bond same night and be able to do it to some one else. Once someone illegally enters your property you're legally able to shoot them.

shawn 11-08-2009 02:03 AM

I'd grab them and assuming the front door was open still and drag them out and throw them down the stairs backwards. I live on the second floor in an older house and the steps are just long enough to snap a neck, if I'm lucky. "Oops, I guess he tripped trying to get away officer" :)

The 9th Sage 11-08-2009 02:37 AM

Hmm...well, if I had the chance I suppose I could always crack them with my Quarterstaff. :P

Reaper man 11-08-2009 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMakerHelper (Post 95750)
If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.



GameMakerHelper 11-08-2009 03:57 AM

BTW I would reply with actions (such as calling 911)

Maximum Potion 11-08-2009 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 95759)

Oh Reaperman, there are alot of people who don't like you, but you have my heart eternally. I was about to respond similarly, and then I saw your post and realised that it was unnessesary to do so.

puduhead 11-08-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMakerHelper (Post 95750)
My mom and her family chased out one intruder. Another got arrested.
If I ever see an intruder I would pray then calmly call 911 if need be.

First thing i'd do is cast Fortify on my party. Then use an AGI+ Potion. Then set it on Auto-Battle and beat the shit out of Intruder. Likely drops: Dime Bag, Brass Knuckle, Buck Knife, Denture Tray.

Nobody cares if Intruder dies. This is one of the most conservative regions in America. Monster Slayers Guild practically runs the town.

Cornellius 11-08-2009 05:40 PM

I'd play Celine Dion on the stereo.

Maximum Potion 11-08-2009 06:36 PM

Ce n'est pas humain de faire ša, esti de fuckÚ.


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