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Danoz 03-18-2002 08:37 PM

The best advice you'll ever get for dating... from Danoz...
 
Ok... here is a list of things <font color=blue> NOT </font color=blue> to say to your girlfriend. This is from experiance.

(1). You notice somethings wrong with your girlfriend. You say, "what's wrong?"... in a flash you get back this ugly sounding "You should know."--- what do you say?
-------Don't say something like this;

"<font color=blue> Well ok... lettme just flip on my 'mind reading bitch powers'....</font color=blue>


(2.) In a flirty way you start to touch your girlfriend's stomach. She becomes angry and says, "Don't touch my fat!" Even though she weights 105 pounds... what do you say?
--------------Danoz said;

"<font color=blue> What I'm not allowed to touch your flub?</font color=blue>"


(3.) Your girlfriend's hair looks like hell. When she asks you about it, what do you say?
------- Don't expect to score saying this...

"<font color=blue>Hey you know that girl Courtney I used to date? Do your hair like her.</font color=blue>


(4.) And last but not least... Your girlfriend asks you, "Hey... if you had to decide between me and football, what would you chose?"
-----------Even in joking... this is not a good thing to say;

"<font color=blue> Well baby that depends... Do you have scholarships to give me?</font color=blue>"


And there you have it... this is the best damn advice you'll EVER get. Use it wisely my son.

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Danoz 03-18-2002 08:57 PM

Re: The best advice you'll ever get for dating... from Danoz...
 
>
> i've been there on the first two. my first g/f was 88 lbs
> (5'0"...thin, not gaunt), and when i rubbed her stomach,
> she'd say, "don't rub my flab!" i always looked at her like
> she was nuts (which i guess she was).
>
> the "what's wrong" question is always a killer....yet i
> still ask it. it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't
> situation. if you don't ask, you don't care about her. if
> you do ask, she says "i think you know what's wrong"
>
> women...
>
> still love 'em, tho'
>
Yup :D, those above are the 4 dumbest things I've said to girlfriends in the past ;)

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Dan 03-18-2002 10:10 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> > Ok... here is a list of things NOT to say to your
> > girlfriend. This is from experiance.
> >
> > (1). You notice somethings wrong with your girlfriend. You
>
> > say, "what's wrong?"... in a flash you get back this ugly
> > sounding "You should know."--- what do you say?
> > -------Don't say something like this;
> >
> > " Well ok... lettme just flip on my 'mind reading bitch
> > powers'....
> >
> >
> > (2.) In a flirty way you start to touch your girlfriend's
> > stomach. She becomes angry and says, "Don't touch my fat!"
>
> > Even though she weights 105 pounds... what do you say?
> > --------------Danoz said;
> >
> > " What I'm not allowed to touch your flub?"
> >
> >
> > (3.) Your girlfriend's hair looks like hell. When she asks
>
> > you about it, what do you say?
> > ------- Don't expect to score saying this...
> >
> > "Hey you know that girl Courtney I used to date? Do your
> > hair like her.
> >
> >
> > (4.) And last but not least... Your girlfriend asks you,
> > "Hey... if you had to decide between me and football, what
>
> > would you chose?"
> > -----------Even in joking... this is not a good thing to
> > say;
> >
> > " Well baby that depends... Do you have scholarships to
> give
> > me?"
> >
> >
> > And there you have it... this is the best damn advice
> you'll
> > EVER get. Use it wisely my son.
> >
> The blue text isn't nice on the ZD theme.
> Nice advice by the way.
>

The blue text is alrite on the ZD theme. Maybe it's because I'm using Mozilla, so I don't know what it's like in IE.

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ElZacho 03-18-2002 10:11 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> The blue text is alrite on the ZD theme. Maybe it's because
> I'm using Mozilla, so I don't know what it's like in IE.
>
IT'S BLUE!

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Dan 03-18-2002 10:16 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> > The blue text is alrite on the ZD theme. Maybe it's
> because
> > I'm using Mozilla, so I don't know what it's like in IE.
> >
> IT'S BLUE!
>

You can still read it though.

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GamerX 03-19-2002 03:30 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> You can still read it though.
>

Yep, it looks fine for me too. Think it's time for this monkey to get some glasses ;)

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GamerX 03-19-2002 03:34 PM

And that's why I love my girlfriend..
 
With the exception of the hair thing (NEVER bring up ex-es Danoz, c'mon!) if I said any of those things she'd just punch me in the arm and laugh. I love that I can joke around about anything with her, and our relationship is very much based on a mutual respect instead of JUST "I love you!" "I love you too!" crap. Too many people think that's all you need in a relationship, it's sad. Anyway, before this tangent gets too far off, yeah D, good advice ;)

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Danoz 03-19-2002 05:15 PM

Re: And that's why I love my girlfriend..
 
> With the exception of the hair thing (NEVER bring up ex-es
> Danoz, c'mon!) if I said any of those things she'd just
> punch me in the arm and laugh. I love that I can joke
> around about anything with her, and our relationship is very
> much based on a mutual respect instead of JUST "I love you!"
> "I love you too!" crap. Too many people think that's all
> you need in a relationship, it's sad. Anyway, before this
> tangent gets too far off, yeah D, good advice ;)
>
Oh yea man... that's why I've been with this girl for so long. I said the hair thing to my ex... consiter that an important one ;)

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Danoz 03-19-2002 05:15 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> > You can still read it though.
> >
>
> Yep, it looks fine for me too. Think it's time for this
> monkey to get some glasses ;)
>
Or a new monitor ;)

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Isildur 03-19-2002 08:58 PM

Re: What color scheme do YOU use?
 
> > You can still read it though.
> >
>
> Yep, it looks fine for me too. Think it's time for this
> monkey to get some glasses ;)
>

It's readable, but hardly ideal.

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