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JadussD 12-05-2008 03:19 PM

Fatbeard/neckbeard ratio
 
Come on, identify yourselves!

The 9th Sage 12-05-2008 04:24 PM

What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?

JadussD 12-05-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The 9th Sage (Post 84663)
What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?

It means that you have a beard on your neck.

SpaceTiger 12-05-2008 05:59 PM

My beards are lame.

Reaper man 12-05-2008 06:35 PM

I grow a natural goatee + neckbeard... it's weird

Isildur 12-05-2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The 9th Sage (Post 84663)
What the heck do you mean by neckbeard (I assume fatbeard is a fat, bearded guy and not a beard made of fat)?

I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".

JadussD 12-05-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isildur (Post 84669)
I assume by fatbeard he's refering to a "bloatie"-- a beard grown with the intention that the lower edge will give some definition to a lower jaw that that would otherwise have little visible distinction from the overweight (or just unusually thick-necked) individual's neck.

A neckbeard is often seen on some teenagers and others trying in vain to grow a decent beard. The cheeks and chin on such people may have such sparse, straggly hair that many would argue they have no business attempting a beard, but they nevertheless try to compensate by letting their denser neck hairs grow out too long, with the result that they end up bearing a strong resemblance to this fellow. Also known as a "throatie".

Actually, a fatbeard is just a really fat geek with a beard. You know the type: long hair, smelly, annoying voice. A fatbeard ;)

chiefmonkey 12-05-2008 11:17 PM

I shave. No vote from me.

The 9th Sage 12-08-2008 02:43 AM

Well, I don't have either, so I guess I vote C.

Reaper man 12-08-2008 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The 9th Sage (Post 84760)
Well, I don't have either, so I guess I vote C.

C vote added, which I voted for since I semi regularly shave ;p


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