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HeranBago 07-30-2005 06:37 AM

Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it is very rare that a ROM hack comes along which better acheives the purpose of its original game.
Think Sonic 2 Delta. Think Mario's Adventure.
Hacks that take the original goal and go beyond.

Obviously, THQ and the Sonic Team intented to make one GAY game.
Well today, we have gone further.

Me and ShadowChaotix/SGR have over-dealt the game's original theme, with an audio overhaul (not music though, ugh) and minor graphics tweak. It is none other than:

Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz

With more mangrip and pwnage then you can shake a rofl h47 at.
You can get the IPS patch here:
http://heranbago.digibase.ca/hax/SA3...%20-%20IPS.rar
There are instructions for using the patch in the .rar.

But what would be a hack without screenies? It's be pretty lame, but we're not going that far. Screenies are here:
http://heranbago.digibase.ca/hax/SA3-EM/screenies/

Stop looking at screenies! Play the thing and/or discuss!

MooglyGuy 07-30-2005 07:06 AM

Wow, that looks retarded.
 
A track named "I R EMO =(" in the sound test? Menu names like "OMG WTF", "XD ROFL", "OMG HAXOR", and "LOLOLOLO"? "ph34r 7eh SEGA"? "a hot mangrip orgy not unlike a manifest of hawt boi on boi ackshon 8====D"? A level named "Hentai Hill" and another named "Notable Nipples"?

I feel stupider for having even looked at those screenshots. I hope you and the rest of the people that worked on this travesty of ROM hacking are all having a mutual circle-jerk in the living room of your parents' house while watching pornography of a bestial nature when an 18-wheel tractor trailer loaded to its carrying capacity with propane tanks and barrels of fluoric acid goes out of control and crashes into said house, spilling the latter contents forthwith across all of you, causing your extremities to melt away as you scream and thrash in exquisite pain, whereupon the diesel fuel in the tractor trailer's fuel tanks catches alight, setting fire to your melting, screaming bodies, thus causing all of the propane tanks contained within the tractor trailer to violently detonate, sending fragments of metal and intense flame within a several hundred yard radius, embedding said fragments into your now melting, screaming, and burning bodies, also killing all of your family pets, and hopefully your parents as they, too, arrive at the same residence for a likewise mutual circle-jerk, for they, too, do not deserve to remain alive for having brought such mentally deficient fucks into the world. Furthermore, I hope that once your burning, melting bodies have expired and are no longer imbued with life, and have also stopped burning, a group of burly, petulant members from a motorcycle gang, being particularly enraged due to a flared-up syphillis infection, discover your still-smoldering and soggy remains, and proceed to gouge convenient holes in your corpses from which they slake their lust, performing necrophilic sex acts upon your lifeless corpses, and afterwards using your corpses as a urinal, filling your bodies with urine, like an organic water balloon filled with human piss, then throwing your bodies into the street, where your corpses are hit by a passing motorist, causing your piss-filled bodies to explode upon impact, raining human remains and biker urine upon the surrounding populace, who exit from their houses in a blind rage from having their houses spattered in retard remains and urine, and they proceed to set your small bits and pieces of remains on fire, letting said bits and pieces burn to ashes, which they then sweep into a collective dustbin, selling the bin of dust to a homeless person under the guise of magic dust, which the homeless person hides from the authorities in the crotch of his unwashed pants, thus dooming your burnt, ashen remains to a life against the genitalia of an unkempt hobo for the rest of his natural life.

Kuikorosu 07-30-2005 07:38 AM

I think he likes you. *nt*
 
> You are awesome

JadussD 07-30-2005 09:01 AM

Re: Wow, that looks retarded.
 
> I feel stupider for having even looked at those screenshots.

Hahahahahahaha!

HAW!

Hehehehehe...

Ha ha, ho ho, he he, har har!

Holy shit that was funny.

Xkeeper 07-30-2005 10:56 AM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
This made me laugh. Hard.

This is one of those quality ROM hacks we don't see anymore. Like KKK Mario.

king killa 07-30-2005 04:34 PM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
Xkeeper! Welcome.

MegaManJuno 07-30-2005 04:39 PM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
> Like KKK Mario.

Because we all know that racism is funny and should be encouraged... <img src=smilies/headshake.gif>

The 9th Sage 07-31-2005 12:19 AM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
> Ladies and gentlemen, it is very rare that a ROM hack comes
> along which better acheives the purpose of its original
> game.

Just wondering, what grade are you in?

Lenophis 07-31-2005 12:51 AM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

Just wondering, what grade are you in?

<hr></blockquote>
Probaby too young to see his own actions... I'd guess 6th or 7th.

king killa 07-31-2005 12:58 AM

Re: Sonic Advance 3: Extreem Manseckz
 
I just actually read his post for the first time, and I found it quite hilarious. I'm sure the hack sucks, but it made me laugh.


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