Bill Gates is every single Bond villain ever rolled into one... apparently...
 

You heard me. According to Moonbattery (who I keep an eye on to see where the insane fringes of the American right are going) are now saying that vaccines actually kill people and that Bill Gates is calling for the end of all life on Earth.

No, really. Read it. That's what they say.

The YouTube comments on the embedded video are great too. The highest rated (51 people gave this thumbs up, FIFTY-FUCKING-ONE!) says "Bill Gates gives the same arguments Hitler did with the jews for vital space.", and the second highest rated (30 thumbs up, why do I even go to YouTube?) says "Plus he's a queer. Go to hell Bill Gay", which obviously has some sort of relevance that I can't see because I can't think down to that level.

There is one other YouTube comment though (not made by me, but given a thumbs up from me) that seems to have come from the only other sane person there and hits upon a somewhat more plausible explanation than genocide for what Gates said:
When he says better healthcare will reduce the population, it's because we already seen that it happens. When various nations get a better standard of living, they stop having so many children because infant mortality falls and there is less need to have half a dozen children because your first child will probably grow to adulthood. This is common knowledge, I was actually taught about the various population phases that nations go through at school, reducing the death rate means the birth rate is sure to follow.

Now I know YouTubers are hardly the sharpest tools in the box at the best of times, but this is just on a whole new planet. How are so many people so willing to immediately jump to genocide as the first explanation? How are they so paranoid that mass murder is the first thing to enter their heads? What sort of mass insanity is happening here? I don't like Bill Gates at all (in fact, I avoid Microsoft products as much as I can and think he's done massive damage to the world of computing) but even I'm not going to accuse him of plotting genocide for fuck's sake!

What the hell is happening?

If it weren't for Bill Gates, there might not even be a world of computing as it stands today. My guess is that the comments are written by the children of Warren Buffet and other billionaires are who are pissed off that Bill Gates has talked them into giving away 50% of their wealth before they die.

The problem is that those people are simply not THINKING. Oh genocide, right...that MUST be what he means. :P Some people are too keen to jump at these kinds of conclusions in outrage without thinking things through.

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Wait wait wait...lowering CO2 emissions is ELIMINATING ALL LIFE ON EARTH? It's....really? All life on Earth? Oh my god...that's just...I think I need to lie down, seriously.

Wasn't that Warren Buffet's idea that he talked Bill Gates into? Either way, Buffet's generally pretty awesome and his kids are probably the least douchey rich kids ever.

Also, didn't you see that video which proved that CO2 isn't dangerous but it actually is the breath of life (or something)?

Further: Poe's law.

It isn't just bill gates, you add in people like Gore and Obama, to a list and you start to get the picture add a few more elite names and it comes into focus a select group of wealthy and political power houses that meet in secret to discus things such as global genocide in secret with figureheads from every government of the world. I am not paranoid..

I take part of that back cause well bill gates isn't one them, as far as I know but Warren Buffet may be..

They are called the blunder bores something like that anyway.

No, you're not paranoid. Paranoia can be treated with medication. You're fucktarted. There's no cure for fucktardation.

Thank you, I am proud to be retarded. And if I have to be retarded to know that there is a secret group of Rich and Political people who have closed secret meetings and discus issues that effect the masses of everyday people across the globe then so be it. They do exist and President Obama who people love so much is one the people allowed to attend those meetings and has done so on several occasions he is a member that they selected to run for president of the united states, what they talk about in their meetings is not known to the public or anyone who isn't among their selected elite. It's a secret organization that has figure heads from every country in the world who knows what they talk about I don't. So If that is retarded then yep I'm freaking insane. Because it is real. I don't believe that they can do nothing really, they are just a group of elite pansy's who will in the end fall short cause they can't fight their way out a paper bag. And I don't even care, I just state the facts.

On the other hand Bill Gates he is a Genius having a 160 I.Q. maybe he could be controlled but I doubt it. A fuctarded hated Genius that people hate because of Windoze but he still is a Genius.

Why would a bunch of rich people want to involve Barak Obama, a man so poor he only paid off his student loans a couple of years before running for President?

Why would a bunch of rich people meet to discuss genocide when genocide has been perpetrated several times in the last couple of decades, generally by poor people?

If their meetings are so secretive that "what they talk about in their meetings is not known to the public" how does the public even know about the meetings in the first place?

Why are you blathering on about Illuminati bullshit that was disproven centuries ago?

I, too, am a certified genius, but it doesn't take a genius to see one obvious fact. If you involve even two such rich and powerful people in such a group, the ego clash will already such that the entire group would fall apart in the span of 3 hours.

And the "figure heads from every country in the world"? Are you fucking kidding me? They can barely co-exist in a public UN meeting that is heavily secured. Are you actually stupid enough to believe that they could exist privately, in some clandestine meeting?

They Exist and meet in secret, I am sorry if that offends you but yeah they are real.. The Bilderberg Group Believe it or not..

No offense, but believing in something is no guarantee to it's existence (or that the 'group' is...shall I say 'teh evul').