Zophar's Message Domain

Zophar's Message Domain (http://www.zophar.net/forums/index.php)
-   Talk of the Town (http://www.zophar.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=6)
-   -   Two peanuts walk into a bar (http://www.zophar.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15066)

chiefmonkey 09-10-2011 12:34 AM

Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted.

Reaper man 09-10-2011 12:51 AM


InVerse 09-10-2011 01:48 AM

Daddy Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato go for a walk. Baby Tomato keeps lagging behind so Daddy goes back, smashes him on the head and says "Ketchup".

chiefmonkey 09-10-2011 06:06 PM

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

InVerse 09-10-2011 08:14 PM

A psychic midget escaped from prison. The headline in the newspaper read "Small Medium At Large".

chiefmonkey 09-11-2011 12:03 AM

You know why the chicks loved Jesus?

He was hung like THIS. (put arms apart)

king killa 09-11-2011 12:15 AM

You know how to get an Amish woman pregnant? Jack off in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

chiefmonkey 09-12-2011 03:43 AM

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left half of his body?

He's all right now.

king killa 09-12-2011 06:28 PM

Women are all the same. Take my wife....

Seriously- take my wife, please.

D-- 09-12-2011 08:20 PM

The founders of all the beer companies meet up for a night out at the bar.

When the bartender starts taking their orders, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, Frederick Miller orders a Miller, John Kinder Labatt orders a Labatt's and Arthur Guinness order a club soda.

All the other beer guys stare at Guinness and ask him, "Why didn't you order a Guinness?"

Arthur Guinness says, "If you guys aren't going to have a beer, then neither am I."

All times are GMT. The time now is 02:07 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.